Smoke and Coke

In the U.S. Navy, in some commands, this is a term meaning "break time". You can use the head (restroom), have a smoke, drink a cola drink, share a joke, talk about anything. AKA "Coke and Joke".
We're in a specialty school and it's 1 o'clock. Time for a Smoke and Coke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 28, 2009
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planet Saturn

a position of extremely high elation. Usually happens when one has made a major achievement or passed a major hurdle or step up in ones life.
When Donny passed the comprehensive exam for U.S. Naval Nuclear Power School he wasn't just floating on Cloud 9, he was racing around the planet Saturn. It was the happiest moment of his life.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 11, 2007
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blink 182

a poser "punk" band from SoCal that thinks that saying "fuck" 300 times in a song really makes them "grown up" and "tough". They are neither, and they ain't punk in the least. They started hitting the big time in the late 90s. Many of their songs are full of toilet humor. Their music is totally derivative and chumpy. Blink 182 sucks.
1. Blink 182 has songs with disgusting topics. "Fuck a Dog", and other tunes (like "Carousel - almost nothing but a string of profanities) should indicate to you a total lack of brains and maturity.

2. Carol sang out the lyrics to Blink 182's song "Carousel" in front of her parents. Ooooh, she thinks she's so rebellious! She's only looking like a fool.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 01, 2007
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Can you hear me now?

The next time that Verizon Wireless guy says this overrought old cliche that has worn out its welcome and was already stale before this shitty decade even began, I'm gonna throw an Ottoman stool at the damn TV and watch an electronic flash as the screen is shattered from the impact.
1. I turn on the TV. It's commercial time beings that a show has just ended. The Verizon guy whips out his cell phone. YES he says it AGAIN: "Can you hear me now?"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" #SMASH!#

2. Not only can I hear you now but you're annoying the hell outta me! You'd better shut it up now!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 04, 2009
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Rolling Stones

One of the greatest and most influential rock'n'roll bands of all time. They formed in Britain in 1962, naming their band after a Muddy Waters song. They are inspired by American blues and rock'n'roll acts including Elvis Presley, Chuck Berry (they REALLY love Chuck!), Bo Diddley and much, much more. They are practically the world's first hard rock band. They have experimented with other styles in their career, like soul, reggae, psychedelic rock, country rock, disco and more, but have always maintained that classic "Stonesy" hard rock sound. They have greatly influenced many rockers around the globe like Bruce Springsteen, John Mellencamp and countless others, and their hard rock and "bad boy"/rebellious image/attitude have also provided blueprints for later genres like heavy metal, punk rock and a whole lot more. They have made many albums over the past 45 years or so, all of them have something to recommend listening to. Among their best albums are Beggars Banquet, Let It Bleed, Sticky Fingers, Tattoo You, Steel Wheels and A Bigger Bang from 2005. They have often pushed the envelope in their songs and music videos, although many of today's music stars now make the Stones sound like angels. Nevertheless, the Stones will always have their "badness" credentials, and the quality and influence of their music is undeniable. They are true legends, without a doubt.
I saw the Rolling Stones in concert exactly 10 years ago tonight at Ohio Stadium at the Ohio State University. They kicked it off with "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction", then "Solid Rock'n'Roll", "Bitch", getting into hits spanning their entire catalog: "The Last Time", "Rock and a Hard Place", "Gimme Shelter", "Start Me Up", "You Got Me Rocking", "Miss You", "Let's Spend the Night Together", "Let It Bleed", "Tumbling Dice", "Honky Tonk Women" (a lot of women danced onstage during this number), "Anybody Seen My Baby?", a cover of Chuck Berry's "Little Queenie", "Brown Sugar", etc. The Stones drank beer frequently. Mick Jagger often snarled his vocals, and he jumped around and strutted his butt on the stage and walkways. He took off his shirt - even in the chilly late September night air. Keith Richards had a cigaret dangling in his mouth almost all the time, while playing guitar. Ron Wood was also smoking while playing, but not as much as Keith. Charlie Watts kept on beating the skins. After the show ended there was a killer fireworks show. It was an excellent evening. I had seen many major "classic" acts play live (Pink Floyd, U2,Van Halen, Rush, Def Leppard, Beach Boys, Ramones, to name a few) but it was a major thrill to see what may be the biggest and most influential band ever (except the Beatles and Roxy Music). The Stones still have it. VIVA ROLLING STONES.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 11, 2007
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TWA

TWA stands for Trans World Airlines, which is now defunct. I think it went out of business sometime during the fucking PC 90s, or maybe during the early 21st century.
I took a TWA flight to Chicago, got blitzed on the bird and had some pleasant chit-chat with a righteous babe of a stewardess.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008
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building the perfect beast

1. It means that something bad is going to happen, or that something is being created or built that will soon get out of hand. A monster like that made by Dr. Frankenstein.

2. A great album released in late 1984 by former Eagle Don Henley that spawned several really good hits like "Sunset Grill" and "All She Wants to Do is Dance". Tipper Gore in her dunderheaded wisdom bitched that the title track glorified the Anti-Christ, showing once again what an ignoramus she truly is.
1. If we keep fucking up our planet's ecology system we're building the perfect beast, it's gonna strike back at us. WE NEED TO STOP RAPING OUR MOTHER EARTH NOW!

2. Don Henley's "Building the Perfect Beast" and "The End of the Innocence" albums both scored several hits and were widely and critically acclaimed. Then he joined his fellow ex-Eagles in a series of reunion tours that ripped people off and set the standard for tours with extortionate highway robbery ticket prices. In 1995 his excellent greatest hits album came out. In 2000 (which was a very rotten year for music to start with) he finally released a new solo album. It wasn't that hot. Here's hoping that he'll return to his solo career for good, beause he's made some intelligent and damn good music on his own.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 17, 2007
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