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Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".
WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell wristbands, bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.
WWJD by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 27, 2009

alterna-duh

a term used by critics to describe the wanky clone and chumpy bands that came on the wave of the "alternative" rock jeremiad that arrived after good bands like the Cure and Nirvana scored big hits. The "duh" refers to the fact that those bands are wussy, derivative and stupid to the max. In every genre you have the superstars and then there are the zeroes who ride on the talented groups' coattails.
1. In a CD listening booth I checked out the new releases. I heard a wussy British band doing a song about "boys and girls...", it had a synthesizer pulsing beat ripped off from "Fashion" by David Bowie. The rest of the tracks were utter crap. This alterna-duh album was by Blur.

2. The music critic in the local independent paper referred to the Primitive Radio Gods as an "alterna-duh" band.
alterna-duh by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 21, 2009

Sarah Palin 

Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the U.S.A.. Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a fuck me honey look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.
Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall she exploited them for her campaign (this "family values" crap - most politicians do this!), one of her daughters is a teen pregnancy case, her husband (or some other relative) possibly wanted Alaska to secede , on and on. I'm "pro-hunting" (and FYI, ex-Pres Bill Clinton hunts too) but it's wrong to kill animals if you don't utilize them for food, furs, etc. Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a fundamentalist cult that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The Bible says that God doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars! Check out the science books. The Flintstones it ain't. They think that gay people can be "cured" of their sexual orientation (just ask a homosexual about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the Eskimos and polar bears. She's too dumb to believe in global warming. So many corrupt deeds, so many skeletons in the closet. Doesn't know that Africa is a continent. Bloggers call her "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF", oh WTF? She poses like Sharon Stone with her legs crossed but she's not holding a cigaret. John McCain is a decent, respectable war hero but he aligned himself with Christian Reich pukeheads who are not his friends. He was smart to disassociate himself apart from the violent white trash riff-raff who were at some of his rallies who were demanding that Obama be hung (they said he's a "terrorist" and an "Arab" (!)). Yet Sarah blabbed that "Obama is in cahoots with terrorists". She's a dumdum with no class. McCain might've been an alright President but he relied on the WRONG PEOPLE for support. Sarah is just a

Dumb girl! Dum dum dum
...

The girl is STUPID AS CAN BE!
Run DMC

Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like Ann Coulter. She's one real bad apple. She needs to STFU and go back to her cold igloo and stay!

John McCain is a Vietnam War HERO but Sarah Palin is an abosolute ZERO.
Sarah Palin by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 1, 2009
Fascism has appeared in many nations over the past 80-odd years. Look up the histories of Germany, Italy, Japan, Brazil, Spain, Zaire, South Africa, Greece and other countries that have had fascist governments or do today.
Quote:

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross.
- Sinclair Lewis

From the CD liner notes booklet of the 2008 album "Accelerate" by R.E.M.
fascism by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 28, 2009
In the 80's the TV ads for this restaurant made the name into ananagram:
American
Roast
Beef
Yes
Sir!
Arby's has some decent food. One sandwich, the BBC - beef bacon cheese- is especially good.
Arby's by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009

American Ayatollah 

Look at Iran. It calls itself an "Islamic Republic". It's a theocratic dictatorship where the ruling ayatollahs impose THEIR version of Islam on Iranians.
American ayatollahs are those who want to impose THEIR version of Christianity on all American people. They want to establish a totalitarian nation, a Christian Iran.
The American Ayatollahs are the "fundie"- inclined false prophets who steal, and try to force their views on America. This recent election campaigning we had was tainted by rumors and lies. The main candidates seemed to be alright but there were cretins on both sides of the fence and the Christian Reich tried to use it all to their advantage. Barack Obama and John McCain acted civil to each other but the fanatical riff-raff and the lies and the rumors were all over the place. These American Ayatollahs are nothing but prying con artists with an evil agenda!
1. the host/mascot of a series of science textbooks that my school used for grades 6 - 10. He's an alien from another planet and he gives additional tips on the lab experiments that you perform.

2. nickname for Iggy Pop, the "Godfather of Punk".
1. in one experiment in the 8th grade we made a sort of bread by working with yeasts instead of baking. One question asked us to rate our bread:

Is it tasty,so-so, or "for the birds"? At the side of the page Iggy is seeing how awful his bread is: one bird is gagging, one is barfing it out, and another is hawking and ptooie!
Pretty bad shit, huh?

2. ...gonna
shake my butt, shake my butt, shake my butt in Butt Town!
IGGY POP
1990
Iggy by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009