Sometimes the kids get too crazy or the in-laws are over so the wife and I will just retreat to the Couple's Cavern for a while and play some ping pong.
by Headexpl0dy January 28, 2018

Something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy June 19, 2010

ie: Sam was swingin' that Wii controller so fast, he let go and hit me in the face. I got ninchuck'd
by Headexpl0dy October 17, 2007

Something that tracks the mileage of a ho like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. It's believed that a ho-dometer can roll over and a ho can revert back to wholesome.
by Headexpl0dy October 01, 2008

Penguin sex is achieved when a girl pulls a man's pants down to his ankles and is about to perform oral sex but instead takes his wallet making him waddle like a penguin after the thief.
Had penguin sex last night. I got a hooker to blow me in the alley last night but she just took my pants down, snagged my wallet and bolted. Waddled like 5 feet before busting my ass!
by Headexpl0dy February 19, 2014

by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015

This isn’t hard work, what are you complaining about? You're just not used to this kind of thing because you have Indoor Skin.
by Headexpl0dy January 15, 2024
