Failurebitch's definitions

Autism

It's a spectrum, and it's genetic (not caused by milk, Tylenol, or vaccines like a bunch of stupid anti-science vegans and parents would like you to believe). It isn't contagious, so don't worry.Most of the time, you could walk past someone and not notice their condition unless you try to have a conversation with them. They have trouble making eye contact, come off as direct/awkward/aloof, and may show signs of ADHD. Not all people with the condition are stupid, non-verbal, childish, or violent contrary to what the media would like you to believe.

Some problems that the people have it face:

Lack of job stability
Poverty
Depression/suicide
Loneliness
Discrimination
Stereotyping
Misinformation (fuck you PETA and anti-vaxxers!!! 🖕🏼)
Addictions (drugs, alcohol, and/or gambling)
Obsessive compulsive behaviours
Bullying
Rape
Anxiety
Anti-science assholes on the internet
Abuse (whether it be at the hands of family, "friends", "lovers", or healthcare workers)
Lack of fulfillment in adulthood

Life with it is hard for the person who has it. They constantly feel like an outsider, a joke, an inconvinience, a loser, a failure, and/or an outcast. It's easy enough to make a few friends during their school days, but once adulthood hits, loneliness is a constant battle. Usually having a pet (dog or cat) helps, especially if they feel therapy or drugs (prescibed by a doctor) won't help.

Yeah, you can have autism and be somewhat normal, but you tend to struggle more than other people. Sometimes it can be a personal Hell that you can never escape from, especially with the constant job changes and chronic poverty and loneliness.☹️

by Failurebitch July 27, 2025

cockass

dumbass multiplied by dumbfuck= cockass

Slut = cockass

by Failurebitch April 9, 2019

SJW

A dumb fuck who gets offended by everything. You usually see them toppling statues and vandalizing historical landmarks/monuments because they are somehow seen as racist instead of part of state/national history. They also have a tendency to start shit with people on the internet for simply disagreeing with them.

If you get offended by trivial/historic stuff you're an SJW and need to stay the fuck away from me.

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025

red wine

A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.

Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?

by Failurebitch January 29, 2019

Tash Peterson

An entitled vegan who thinks she has the right to destroy public property and traumatize children by being practically naked infront of them to promote her OnlyFans account. Everyone in the Sydney area hates her. She's been arrested multiple times, but for some reason she keeps on being let go. There's a petition to have her arrested on Change.org so people in Australia can finally go about their business without her attacking them or traumatizing their children while she's wearing nothing but a g-string. She's been banned from all businesses in Sydney and the surrounding area, but it doesn't stop her from terrorizing people, and apparently she doesn't give a shit that she treats people like shit.

Tash Peterson is a disgusting cow that should be in jail, she's a pedophile.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Wrinkleface dog

A dog with a puckered face that always looks concerned due to the breeds it's mixed with, or a dog that's a Sharpei or Pug. They always look concerned, and it's the cutest thing ever!

My dog is a wrinkleface dog. He's so cute!!!

by Failurebitch May 16, 2025

Alpha Female

The smartest woman in a given group of women. Generally one of the more psychologically attractive ones because she's nice, but not afraid to put a stupid female (whore) in her place for being a bitch by kicking said bitch's ass. Alpha females sometimes have a naturally occurring (meaning no plastic surgery) bra cup size of DD and up in addition to being smart, kind, and a total badass.

Characteristics of an Alpha Female:

Smart (IQ of 90 or higher)
Naturally large breasts (sometimes)
Badass
Brave
Kind
Independent
Not afraid of men
Fun to be around
Gets along with others
Good manners
Isn't a sex worker
Funny
Is either single or is in a relationship with only 1 person
Isn't a feminazi/feminist

I'm an Alpha Female.

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022