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Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.
Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".
Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.
And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".
Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.
And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
by ESSJAY August 3, 2015
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Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"
Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60
Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60
by ESSJAY July 14, 2019
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Get the ct mug.The zodiac sign following Scorpio. The sign of the archer. (Think Hunger Games or Disney/Pixar 's Brave. The centuar sign. Saggitariuses are many different moods. November 24 to December 22.
Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games} is an archer so on the spot, that though born August 15 she could have made a great Saggitarius. All she needed was to be born between November 24 and December 22 instead of August 15.
Famous Saggitariuses have no entire common trait, everyone from Donny Osmond to Walt Disney to Jim Morrison to AnnaSophia Robb are Saggitariuses as well as myself (even more of a reason to write this entry.)
Famous Saggitariuses have no entire common trait, everyone from Donny Osmond to Walt Disney to Jim Morrison to AnnaSophia Robb are Saggitariuses as well as myself (even more of a reason to write this entry.)
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