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Born 1981, NYC(?), Amy Schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic Amy on the horizon, Amy Poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on Comedy Central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, "Inside Amy Schumer" (GET your mind outta the gutter with that title, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a sexual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.
Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".
Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.
And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
Did a comedy CD "Cutting" (don't ask about the reason for the title) and DVD/CD "Mostly Sex Stuff".
Looks somewhat like a Cabbage Patch doll. Is smokin' hot. IS VERY VERY VERY VERY funny.
And soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in Judd Apatow's latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) "Trainwreck".
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. And NOT, again, to be confused with the other East Coast Amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with Tina Fey!
by ESSJAY August 3, 2015
Get the Amy Schumermug. A fine girl, fine girl, what a good wife she would be. She walks through a silent town. Or so the hit song in US of 1972 goes.
by ESSJAY June 27, 2024
Get the Brandymug. The movie by New Line Cinema, released on July 20, 2007, based on the Broadway Music by Mark Shaiman and Scott Whitman IN TURN based on the 1988 film by John Waters, about chubby teen Tracey Turnblad, who helps integrate a dance show known as THE CORNY COLLINS DANCE SHOW.
Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron,Michelle Pfeiffer},John Travolta, Christopher Walken,Queen Latifah}, and others are in it. A fun show. Favorite supporting chaarcter is Amanda Bynes's Penny Pingleton IMO.
Nikki Blonsky, Amanda Bynes, Zac Efron,Michelle Pfeiffer},John Travolta, Christopher Walken,Queen Latifah}, and others are in it. A fun show. Favorite supporting chaarcter is Amanda Bynes's Penny Pingleton IMO.
1st. Guy: "Hey, it's "Hairspray". Who's your favorite girl? I ove Tracy".
Me:"Penny Pingleton"
Other guy:"Amber Von Tussle"The VILLIAN! But then she's a blonde, and we all know that blondes have more 'fun".
Me:"Penny Pingleton"
Other guy:"Amber Von Tussle"The VILLIAN! But then she's a blonde, and we all know that blondes have more 'fun".
by ESSJAY May 24, 2009
Get the Hairspraymug. The zodiac sign following Scorpio. The sign of the archer. (Think Hunger Games or Disney/Pixar 's Brave. The centuar sign. Saggitariuses are many different moods. November 24 to December 22.
Jennifer Lawrence in Hunger Games} is an archer so on the spot, that though born August 15 she could have made a great Saggitarius. All she needed was to be born between November 24 and December 22 instead of August 15.
Famous Saggitariuses have no entire common trait, everyone from Donny Osmond to Walt Disney to Jim Morrison to AnnaSophia Robb are Saggitariuses as well as myself (even more of a reason to write this entry.)
Famous Saggitariuses have no entire common trait, everyone from Donny Osmond to Walt Disney to Jim Morrison to AnnaSophia Robb are Saggitariuses as well as myself (even more of a reason to write this entry.)
by ESSJAY April 2, 2017
Get the saggitariusmug. by essjay July 21, 2012
Get the YOLOmug. The evil space robot on FELIX THE CAT. Lives on the Moon, Mars, or Venus (depending on the episode.) From the 1958-1962 Trans-Lux/Joe Oriolo Prods./Felix the Cat Productions TV series. Assistant goon:General Clang, a Russian sounding squid. Voices of both, and Felix and the other characters,l by the legendary Jack Mercer (POPEYE). Is can shaped with a nasty human face and husky voice. Wants Felix's buddy Poindexter for his knowledge of rocketfuel, so Master and Clang can invade earth.
Poindexter: "Oh, FELIX, it's the MASTER CYLINDER"
Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60
Felix (to the MC):"I will NEVER give up! NEVER"
(from actual episodes, 1959-60
by ESSJAY July 14, 2019
Get the Master Cylindermug. b.8/05/1956 the cutest and eldest daughters of the Bradys. Looks like Amanda Bynes a bit and Lauren Conrad a LOT. Played Marcia Brady for five years on "The Brady Bunch" (ABC-TV/1969-1974), and recent wrote a memori entitled "Here's the Story". In case you forgot, her TV sibs were Barry Williams as Greg , Eve Plumb as Jan -"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia---I were that I were an ONLY CHILD!, Chris Knight as Peter, Susan Olsen as Cindy, and Mike Lookinland as Bobby, plus Ann B.Davis as housekeeper Alice, Florence Henderson as mom Carol Brady, and the late Bob Reed , as father Mike Brady.
Maureen McCormick's one of several cast members, the two others being the two other Brady Girls who pulled out of various revivals.
Her book shows an interesting and shocking read.:) Published in fall 2008.
Oh..and I STILL prefer Maureen..sigh..to Jan ! SORRY MIDDLE CHILD!!!
Maureen McCormick's one of several cast members, the two others being the two other Brady Girls who pulled out of various revivals.
Her book shows an interesting and shocking read.:) Published in fall 2008.
Oh..and I STILL prefer Maureen..sigh..to Jan ! SORRY MIDDLE CHILD!!!
by ESSJAY March 22, 2009
Get the Maureen McCormickmug.