10 definitions by Ellio's Pizza

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 16, 2016

popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

dick in ya

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 16, 2016

hydro wein

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.

Ever since I joined the swim team I ha e the worst hydro wein.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016