Ellio's Pizza's definitions

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

tug brothers

When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.

I can't wait until after class, I'm meeting with my tug brothers.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

hydro wein

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.

Ever since I joined the swim team I ha e the worst hydro wein.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

dick in ya

When a dick is physically in you.

Yo, that a dick in ya?

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016