Ellio's Pizza's definitions

hydro wein

When the male genitalia is exposed to water for an extended periods of time; the penis becomes flaccid and very susceptible to damage.

Ever since I joined the swim team I ha e the worst hydro wein.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

weiner pot

A pot use by early indigenous people of Northern China to cook the male genitalia of fallen enemies. Eating such a very popular meal in China at the time would bring good luck during yeah of the boar.

If we are going to use the new weiner pot we should at least clean it first to avoid any weird bacteria or any other type of ailments.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.

I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

Cowboy balls

When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.

I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

eskimo nuts

When ones testicles become frozen during the extreme cold of winter.

I can't shovel anymore. I have Eskimo nuts .

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016