DesPERRYado's definitions

Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Tengu Knight

A warrior who can fly and fight with telekinetic powers.

Heidi is a Tengu Knight

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Heidini

Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.

Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Utilitarianism

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.

People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Meritarian

A person who thinks that resources and wealth should distributed among people who deserve rather than on an equal basis. Egalitarianism would be the opposite of Meritarianism.

Egalitarian: We should help the homeless.

Meritarian: The homeless don't work so we shouldn't share our resources with them!!!!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Tengu Energy

Unseen life force of the tengu that sustains everything as we know it. Tengu energy is everywhere, it's in the water, it's in your blood and it's in your diarrhea.

Man this anal tengu is really giving me the runs!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Synergy

The collaboration of two or more people on a project or situation, which the outcome would be better than if the two people had worked independently of each other. Basically just a buzz word for team work

Man with Ladder: Man I'm hungry
Man with Tree: I can't reach those apples, if only I had a ladder...
Man with Ladder: Hey, let's work together.

Gee Wilbur, this synergy is great.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004