DesPERRYado's definitions

NRB

Short for "No Reason Boner." Generally, an erection that has no inherent cause other than a young man's hormones going crazy. The term is usually used to clear sexual tension when other prepubescent boys notice a bulge originating in your crotch area.

"For Christ's sake Dave."

"heh heh...::nervous laughter:: talk about a NRB. I sure hope the 10th graders don't see me."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

Anthropology

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005

greatist hit

A euphemism usually used for a crappy game brought down to 20 dollars to attract more sales.

Where FInal Fantasy X and Legend of Zelda are, DBZ Bukodai and John Madden's fishing are not greatists hits.

by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005

poverty

1. Conditon in which you fall below the needed amount of resources needed to live.

2. Financial guidelines used by some countries to establish a line, in which you fall below it you are considered poor.

1. Half the children under the age of 12 died up until 200 years ago because most civilizations suffered from poverty.

2. I fall below America's poverty line of $13,000 a year. I only make $9000.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

wraslin'

An entertainment business where professional athletes choreograph wrestling moves. Wraslin' is probably the one actual venue where influenced kids can actually get hurt.

WWF announcer- "I can't believe he got up from that DDT!"

2nd grader- "Dave DDT'd johnny into the concrete, he's dead."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005