DesPERRYado's definitions

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005

free spirit

A euphemism for someone who deviates from his/her society's norms by not holding employment, not bathing, acting promiscuously, etc.

Josh dropped out of school and spends most of his time in his parents' basement smoking pot and working on his poetry, he's such a free spirit!! I'm going to have sex with him because he's such a free spirit!

by desPERRYado August 10, 2007

h2obliterator

A delicious beverage consisting of 2 parts hydrogen and 1 part water.

"My favorite drink is a mudslide."

"I'll take a h2obliterator any day."

by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

burned

In fast food. When someone runs out or gets behind on their position.

"I got burned on fries."

by DesPERRYado July 21, 2005

Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.

"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache

by desperryado October 3, 2005

greatist hit

A euphemism usually used for a crappy game brought down to 20 dollars to attract more sales.

Where FInal Fantasy X and Legend of Zelda are, DBZ Bukodai and John Madden's fishing are not greatists hits.

by DesPERRYado January 28, 2005