conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.
Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.
by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005
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wet dream

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.
Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."
by desperryado October 03, 2005
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milk in a bag

In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.
Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?
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"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"
by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005
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thuganomics

"I studied thuganomics in graduate school."

"I have my Ph.D in thuganomics."

"John Cena is a disgrace to the field of thuganomics."
by desPERRYado January 20, 2006
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Tithe

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult
Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.

Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.

Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
by DesPERRYado November 02, 2004
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Wheel of Morality

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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