DesPERRYado's definitions

nail salon

1) A place a woman will go once a week to spend all your money on a worthless service.

2) A scam set up by Vietnamese immigrants to bilk money out of idiot women.

1) "I'm going to get my nails done at the nail salon."

2) "I can't believe she paid us 30 dollars to clean and polish her finger nails."

by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005

cosplay

Short for 'Costume-play." More or less the act of dressing up as an anime oor video game character. Popular among anime fans and teenage Japanese girls.

"I want to have sex with Japanese girls who dress up as anime characters (cosplay)."

by DesPERRYado October 16, 2005

Tengu Knight

A warrior who can fly and fight with telekinetic powers.

Heidi is a Tengu Knight

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Wheel of Morality

A bit from the 90's cartoon, Animaniacs.

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.

by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005

sham sham

Ebonics slang. Though it doesn't have a literal meaning, it's usually just used to announce your presence.

Moe: SHAM SHAM!!

Me: Ah fuck, it's Moe. Man, Zac's such a pussy when he tries to flatter Moe and doesn't back me up when Moe puts me down.

by DesPERRYado November 3, 2004

payoff

An orgasm. Term used by Sociologist Laud Humphreys in The Tearoom Trade. Read it...NOW!!

"Why are you still dating that bitch?"

"I'm in it for the payoff."

by DesPERRYado August 21, 2005