desperryado's definitions

BOP

Bind on pick up. Usually referring to items in World of Warcraft.

Sexually Transmitted Diseases are BOP.

by desPERRYado December 31, 2006

Anthropology

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005

Heidini

Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.

Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

inner beauty

A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."

"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry

by desperryado October 3, 2005

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

Religion

A sociological institution that's true purpose is to protect the family structure (by alienating homosexuals) through guilt, self-doubt and fear by spouting the dogma of a man-made God in order to increase the reproductive rate of pre-industrial or medieval civilizations, which in turn increases a species overall chance of survival.

Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity

Religion ruined my life and turned me against blacks, jews and gays.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004