desperryado's definitions

retro-honors

When you back and complete Honors level work for a class you completed in the past.

"Hey Dr. Fahy, do you mind if I do a retro-honors for that Ethics class I took last year?"

by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005

wrong accused of harassment

Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because it was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

JEEP

Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.

Commander: "Hey, JEEP. Draw the enemy's fire so we can escape."

by desPERRYado January 7, 2006

Utilitarianism

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.

People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Anthropology

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

newb blaster

One of the most powerful guns in counter-strike. It's real name is Para.

"Man, I killed 4 guys with my newb blaster."

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

red dragon mode

When a woman is being a moody bitch.

"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"

"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."

by desperryado September 30, 2005