desperryado's definitions

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

talking a walk on the wild side

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.

"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"

by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

milk in a bag

In America milk comes in plastic containers. In Canada it comes in a bag.

Who used the last of the milk and didn't put in a new bag?

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

wet dream

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.

Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream

"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."

"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

thuganomics

Something John Cena is a doctor of.

"I studied thuganomics in graduate school."

"I have my Ph.D in thuganomics."

"John Cena is a disgrace to the field of thuganomics."

by desPERRYado January 20, 2006

Tithe

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult

Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.

Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.

Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004