desperryado's definitions

sock

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.

2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."

2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

Growlanser

Someone who saves the world from unparalleled danger; a hero. Also known as a Savior of the Light.

Billy saved my ass from jail, he's a Growlanser.

by DesPERRYado January 18, 2005

wrongly accused of harassment

A phrase you adlib into a song after being wrong accused of harassment.

Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.

by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004

digicide

The intention, systematic killing of digital pets. Done so via abusing digital pets, overfeeding them, or by simply resetting the handheld ones.

23:10 perragorn: This Mark Fagan kid let me play with his for a few minutes and i fed it like 90 meals in 4 minutes so it died
23:11 perragorn: and he was like "awwwww my friend was going to give me 10 dollars if I raised it the right way."
23:11 Nathan: lol
23:11 Nathan: hahahahahaa
23:11 Nathan: hahahaha
23:11 Nathan: ahahahahha
23:11 Nathan: ahahahaha
23:11 Nathan: ahah
23:11 Nathan: ah
23:11 Nathan: ahaha
23:11 Nathan: ha
23:11 perragorn: Like that?
23:11 Nathan: digicide!!!

by desPERRYado April 29, 2006

going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.

"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."

by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005

NRB

Short for "No Reason Boner." Generally, an erection that has no inherent cause other than a young man's hormones going crazy. The term is usually used to clear sexual tension when other prepubescent boys notice a bulge originating in your crotch area.

"For Christ's sake Dave."

"heh heh...::nervous laughter:: talk about a NRB. I sure hope the 10th graders don't see me."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005