ripened

Being baked out of your mind.

Richardson: Is that your seventeenth bucket?

Harry Potburner: I AM RIPENED!

by HighWindsorite June 10, 2011

Ripened Sailboat

When one sneaks onto one of their friends boats, and proceed to wipe their ass all over the sail and/or deck

You hear about what happened in the port? Someone got a ripened sailboat.

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

trunk-ripened

What happens to food that accidentally gets left in the car for a long time after a trip to the grocery store.

Oh man, I left a bunch of bananas in my car over the weekend, and now they are completely brown and smell gross, totally trunk-ripened.

by aces1 April 20, 2010

ripeness

The odor radiating off your stank ass body when you spend all day studying constitutional law.

Dang, man, I just aced my practice exam, but it took me all day to master and I haven't showered in 48 hours. My ripeness is strong.

by B1GKARL November 12, 2015