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going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.
"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."
by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005
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load blowingly good

Something so good that it could rival an orgasm.
Jr Cheese Deluxes are load blowingly good.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
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poverty

1. Conditon in which you fall below the needed amount of resources needed to live.

2. Financial guidelines used by some countries to establish a line, in which you fall below it you are considered poor.
1. Half the children under the age of 12 died up until 200 years ago because most civilizations suffered from poverty.

2. I fall below America's poverty line of $13,000 a year. I only make $9000.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
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teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman
Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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wraslin'

An entertainment business where professional athletes choreograph wrestling moves. Wraslin' is probably the one actual venue where influenced kids can actually get hurt.
WWF announcer- "I can't believe he got up from that DDT!"

2nd grader- "Dave DDT'd johnny into the concrete, he's dead."
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
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masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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