DesPERRYado's definitions

load blowingly good

Something so good that it could rival an orgasm.

Jr Cheese Deluxes are load blowingly good.

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

Anthropology

The cultural and physical scientific study of humankind indiscriminate of time, place and race in an attempt to explain the origin of humankind.

Anthropology has done a much better job explaining the origin of humans than religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Religion

A sociological institution that's true purpose is to protect the family structure (by alienating homosexuals) through guilt, self-doubt and fear by spouting the dogma of a man-made God in order to increase the reproductive rate of pre-industrial or medieval civilizations, which in turn increases a species overall chance of survival.

Up until about two hundred years ago religion was needed in order to keep high birth rates and control the masses; however today, religion is used as a tool to make war, confuse and psychologically damage people and promote hatred towards diversity

Religion ruined my life and turned me against blacks, jews and gays.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

bi-curious

Euphemism often used by promiscuous females to label themselves. Females who label themselves as bi-curious often use the guise of becoming homosexual (even though bisexuality is an ascribed condition)and this label as an excuse to have indiscriminate sex with multiple male and female partners because the female in question is most likely obsessed with coitus.

Jenny says that she's bi-curious but she's really just a slut.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

Tengu

A person with excellent fighting skills, excellent showmanship or other awesome character traits.

A verb used to describe someone getting attacked in a entertaining or awesome manner.

1. You should see Morgannus fight, he is a tengu.

2. Man Jimmy, you really tengu'd him good when you bashed him in the face with a rock.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

THE TEAM

A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.

Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

serial girlfriend

A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious

Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004