DesPERRYado's definitions
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

When one ejaculates from some kind of sexual stimuli experienced in a dream...or really erotic nightmare. Caused from lack of masturbation.
Date: 7 years ago
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream
"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."
"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."
Time: 4:44am
Location: Some dream
"Oh, Lois Lane. You can interview me any day of the week. ::wakes up:: Huh?! Wha?!? It happened again..."
"I haven't had a wet dream in 7 years."
by desperryado October 3, 2005

"I studied thuganomics in graduate school."
"I have my Ph.D in thuganomics."
"John Cena is a disgrace to the field of thuganomics."
"I have my Ph.D in thuganomics."
"John Cena is a disgrace to the field of thuganomics."
by desPERRYado January 20, 2006

The term used when religious folk give 10% of their earnings to their church. Most churches REQUIRE tithing as part of a membership. Tithe is also what makes religion like any other cult
Christian: My church makes me tithe. But I get to spend an eternity in Heaven.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
Jimmy: But your children don't even have enough to eat.
Christian: But the cul...err..church I belong to needs the money to squader on useless councils and new uniforms for our worship team.
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

To have a sexual experience with a cross dresser.
"Man, I thought going to bed without brushing my teeth was talking a walk on the wild side, but now this?!"
by DesPERRYado October 10, 2005

1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
by desperryado October 3, 2005

by DesPERRYado January 18, 2005
