Utilitarianism

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004
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coca-cola

A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.

Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.

Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.

AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
by desPERRYado May 19, 2005
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going dutch

In dating, when both parties pay for their own bills, thus effectively dispelling the double-standard where men are always expected to pay.
"If you meet an intelligent, attractive and friendly woman who likes going dutch then you should hang on to her for dear life."
by DesPERRYado October 26, 2005
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Heidini

Heidini is the only female member of THE TEAM. She is a butting oncologist and a talented artist. She can also use telekinesis. Some know her as Heidi of the Tengu Knights.
Omega-Jerry: Hey, it's Heidi of the Tengu Knights!
by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004
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Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.
I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.
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Wheel of Morality

"Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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THE TEAM

A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.
Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.
by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004
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