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real life syndrome

When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.
Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."

Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."
by desPERRYado March 4, 2006
mugGet the real life syndromemug.

THE TEAM

A small group of lower-middle class males who are usually found insulting people or posting hilarious pictures on the internet. THE TEAM likes to rock the video games, go geocaching and play chess every now and then.
Man, THE TEAM really handed my ass to me in an argument about religion.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
mugGet the THE TEAMmug.

You can shut the hell up

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004
mugGet the You can shut the hell upmug.

Golden Rule

Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.

It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
by desperryado October 3, 2005
mugGet the Golden Rulemug.

load blowingly good

Something so good that it could rival an orgasm.
Jr Cheese Deluxes are load blowingly good.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
mugGet the load blowingly goodmug.

wraslin'

An entertainment business where professional athletes choreograph wrestling moves. Wraslin' is probably the one actual venue where influenced kids can actually get hurt.
WWF announcer- "I can't believe he got up from that DDT!"

2nd grader- "Dave DDT'd johnny into the concrete, he's dead."
by DesPERRYado April 11, 2005
mugGet the wraslin'mug.

Studying

An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"

"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
by DesPERRYado November 8, 2004
mugGet the Studyingmug.

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