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Utilitarian

Thanos. No one else preaches fairness and equality more than the purple man himself.
The one and only utilitarian is Thanos himself
by Thanthannosnos April 26, 2019
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utilitarian

a person believes in the greater good for the greater number of people; in ethics, it's the theory that the rightness or wrongness of an action is determined by its usefulness in bringing about the most happiness of all those affected by it.
if your not genetically qualified to be a nazi but still agree with most of the things they stand for.... you're a utilitarian.
by kdav1488 June 21, 2010
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Utilitarian

A grand master of utility's such as gas or heat ect.
As the Utilitarian NO HEAT FOR YOU!
by DrProfessorDefenitiion89 September 29, 2010
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Utilitarian

An object with great use or puprose. Often said by nerds, but could be said by anyone else, if there is no other word that could be used.
Guy: Dude the Ipod Touch can do a helluv alot!

Guy with Ipod Touch: Yeah, it's so utilitarian.
by Billie the dude February 12, 2009
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utilitarian

An item, building/structure, idea, or other noun used rationally, practically, and safely, and not aimed to be attractive: not ostentatious, but rather simple and suitable; functional, efficient, pragmatic, etc.
The utilitarian house—though only 1500 square feet, in the shape of a box, and comprised of merely, a small kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom, was perfectly suitable for John's needs.
by Happy facer boi July 29, 2022
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Utilitarian edgelord

A person that has to come up with an extreme hypothetical to justify an action (that is commonly known as immoral) under utilitarianism. Often used to get away with edgy comments and not focus on the issues that those actions have in our current society.
Person 1: "Well, technically rape is morally neutral. If you could save all of humanity from an alien invasion by raping this one girl that would be a moral good"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck Steve, anything can be justified by incredibly stupid hypotheticals, you are just being a utilitarian edgelord"
by AbbyV June 20, 2021
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Utilitarian Guy

rejection of material girl, striving for to be like the of
only using what is needed
by tearbrush July 24, 2022
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