inner beauty

A term ugly, undesirable and inadequate people use to make themselves feel less ugly, more desirable and sexually adequate. This phrase goes alone the lines of adages such as, "Looks are only skin deep," and "It's what's on the inside that counts," although everyone knows the adage should really be, "It's what's on the outside that counts."

"Inner beauty won't get you laid." -Omega-Jerry

by desperryado October 04, 2005

teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman

Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.

by DesPERRYado November 02, 2004

serial girlfriend

A relatively unhappy, unsuccessful, promiscuous female between the ages of 14-26 who moves from relationship to relationship because she is so high-maintenance and brainless that her grocery clerk boyfriends usually dump her after a week of meaningless sex. A serial girlfriend is rarely found paying for a meal and often uses sex to acquire a free place to stay. The only way a girl can escape this is becoming a teen-parent or bi-curious

Janey is a seria girlfriend. She's had 20 boyfriends in the last year.

by DesPERRYado November 01, 2004

dude

An ambiguous guy who hangs around a girl you're dating who may send vibes that he's sleeping with said girl.

"How'd the date go?"

"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."

by desperryado October 31, 2005

angst

Something I had a lot of when published most of my other UD entries.

"I had a lot of angst and angry when I published those definitions of teen parent, religion and nice guy, and now I feel bad because I can't delete any of them."

by desPERRYado December 27, 2006

Ninja Tengu

Much like a tengu knight except much more powerful and drawn better.

Morgannus is a ninja tengu

by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004