by DesPERRYado November 11, 2004
by DesPERRYado January 18, 2005
An ambiguous guy who hangs around a girl you're dating who may send vibes that he's sleeping with said girl.
"How'd the date go?"
"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."
"Ok, but when I picked her up she was just getting out of the shower, and this dude that lives there was also wearing a towel..."
by desperryado November 01, 2005
Joke term used during songs to annoy people. Originated after malevolent Wendy's employee accused two innocent employees of harassment.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
Wendy's term: Used when fry person needs a serving of fries, nuggets AND strips. Originally used by Luke and was forced into Wendy's terminology by Perry.
by DesPERRYado February 13, 2005
Used in the military to denote new recruits. A derogotory term which is short for Junior Enlisted Expendable Personnel.
by desPERRYado January 07, 2006
1. A garment usually worn between your foot and footwear which is meant to facilitate optimum body temperature, maximize comfort and decrease disgusting foot odor. Generally comes in pairs.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
2. A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.
1. "Man, these new socks are really helping me maintain optimal, maximize comfort and minimize disgusting foot odor. And look, I have one for each foot."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
2. "John, where have all your socks gone? I could've sworn that I bought you a pack just last week."
by desperryado October 03, 2005