Kamala Harris is liberal nutcase who says she's a nigga, but she's just an Indian with a screw loose. She crawled her way to VP by riding the old perv Joe’s coattails, but good luck finding anyone to suck off for the presidency. The only folks backing her are the same liberal faggots who can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground and who think socialism is a good idea. Seriously, how does this woman even function? She’s dumber than a bag of rocks and twice as annoying.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025
The phrase "as soon as" means you’re ready to jump on something the moment it happens, like a dog on a bone.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Examples:
-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."
-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Uncountable noun.
Privacy is like that secret stash of dirty magazines you hide under your bed — nobody's supposed to know about it, but you sure as hell don’t want anyone snooping around. It’s all about keeping your shit to yourself, not letting the world poke their noses into your business. You want your personal life to be as off-limits as a no-fly zone over a nuclear plant.
Privacy is like that secret stash of dirty magazines you hide under your bed — nobody's supposed to know about it, but you sure as hell don’t want anyone snooping around. It’s all about keeping your shit to yourself, not letting the world poke their noses into your business. You want your personal life to be as off-limits as a no-fly zone over a nuclear plant.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Kansas is a flat, godforsaken stretch of land where dreams go to die and the only thing growing is the corn and the number of people who’ve had one too many at the local dive bar.
Example: "I went to Kansas, and the only thing I found was a bunch of drunks arguing about whose tractor is bigger."
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025
1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"
(Peppa Pig is hot)
(Peppa Pig is hot)
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025