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Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.
Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
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Privacy

Uncountable noun.

Privacy is like that secret stash of dirty magazines you hide under your bed — nobody's supposed to know about it, but you sure as hell don’t want anyone snooping around. It’s all about keeping your shit to yourself, not letting the world poke their noses into your business. You want your personal life to be as off-limits as a no-fly zone over a nuclear plant.
Example: "I need some privacy, not a goddamn audience for my meltdown!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Left

The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.
Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
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Make it up to

Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.
Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
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To stand by

Phrasal verb.

To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.
An example of ''to stand by'':

For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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Bed

1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.
Example: "I woke up in my bed, surrounded by empty bottles and last night's mistakes."
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
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