Dan_78653's definitions
Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Roadkillmug. Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Figmug. Example: "The definition of a hangover is feeling like a raccoon crawled into your skull and threw a rave."
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Definitionmug. 1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Cowmug. Kamala Harris is liberal nutcase who says she's a nigga, but she's just an Indian with a screw loose. She crawled her way to VP by riding the old perv Joe’s coattails, but good luck finding anyone to suck off for the presidency. The only folks backing her are the same liberal faggots who can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground and who think socialism is a good idea. Seriously, how does this woman even function? She’s dumber than a bag of rocks and twice as annoying.
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Kamala Harrismug. Kansas is a flat, godforsaken stretch of land where dreams go to die and the only thing growing is the corn and the number of people who’ve had one too many at the local dive bar.
Example: "I went to Kansas, and the only thing I found was a bunch of drunks arguing about whose tractor is bigger."
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Kansasmug. 1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"
(Peppa Pig is hot)
(Peppa Pig is hot)
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Pigmug.