The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.
Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Leftmug. 1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"
(Peppa Pig is hot)
(Peppa Pig is hot)
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Pigmug. Example: "The definition of a hangover is feeling like a raccoon crawled into your skull and threw a rave."
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Definitionmug. 1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Cowmug. The phrase "as soon as" means you’re ready to jump on something the moment it happens, like a dog on a bone.
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the As soon asmug. 1. Countable noun.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.
A bed is a piece of furniture where you go to crash after a night of debauchery, or where you wake up with a hangover and regret the choices you made. You know, the place where dreams go to die and where you might find a random sock or two from last weekend's escapades.
by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025
Get the Bedmug. Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.
Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Make it up tomug.