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Make it up to

Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.
Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
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Kansas

Kansas is a flat, godforsaken stretch of land where dreams go to die and the only thing growing is the corn and the number of people who’ve had one too many at the local dive bar.
Example: "I went to Kansas, and the only thing I found was a bunch of drunks arguing about whose tractor is bigger."
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Iowa

Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
Example: "Iowa's so flat, you can watch your dog run away for three days straight."
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Pig

1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"

(Peppa Pig is hot)
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Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
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Far-right

Far-right is a bunch of hard-working, patriot, christian folks that brain-dead media and liberal politicians label as extremists just for wanting the best for their families and country. A crew of everyday men and women who love their country and God, but get called “ultras” by the lefties who can’t handle common sense. If you give a damn about your family and nation, the progressives will slap a “far-right” sticker on your forehead faster than you can say anything.
Far-right people are just regular folks trying to keep it real, but the ''politically correct'' idiots want to paint them as the bad guys for not drinking their Kool-Aid.
You’re probably considered a far-right nutjob by the woke crowd just for having a brain and caring about your own people.
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Left

The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.
Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.
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