The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.
Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025
1. countable noun
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.
Short for weblog.
A blog is just a fancy way of saying a digital dump where people spill their thoughts, rants, and whatever crap they think is worth sharing. It's like a public diary, but instead of keeping it under your bed, you throw it out there for the world to see, whether they give a fuck or not.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Uncountable noun.
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Roadkill is basically the squished-up remains of some poor critter that got itself flattened by a car. It's like nature's way of saying, "Oops, you should've looked both ways, dumbass!"
Example: "I hit that raccoon so hard, it looked like it was auditioning for a horror flick—total roadkill carnage!"
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Examples:
-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."
-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Uncountable noun.
Privacy is like that secret stash of dirty magazines you hide under your bed — nobody's supposed to know about it, but you sure as hell don’t want anyone snooping around. It’s all about keeping your shit to yourself, not letting the world poke their noses into your business. You want your personal life to be as off-limits as a no-fly zone over a nuclear plant.
Privacy is like that secret stash of dirty magazines you hide under your bed — nobody's supposed to know about it, but you sure as hell don’t want anyone snooping around. It’s all about keeping your shit to yourself, not letting the world poke their noses into your business. You want your personal life to be as off-limits as a no-fly zone over a nuclear plant.
by Dan_78653 January 03, 2025
Kansas is a flat, godforsaken stretch of land where dreams go to die and the only thing growing is the corn and the number of people who’ve had one too many at the local dive bar.
Example: "I went to Kansas, and the only thing I found was a bunch of drunks arguing about whose tractor is bigger."
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025
1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"
Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"
(Peppa Pig is hot)
(Peppa Pig is hot)
by Dan_78653 January 04, 2025