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fred durst

definition: frontman of the possibly dyslexic band 'Limp Bizkit'(sic.)

defining characteristics: red cap, baggy trousers, angry, loud, bit of a muthafucker

comment: Fred Durst really isn't that bad of a guy, a mon avis. I in fact admire his 'don't give a fuck' attitude, and believe it or not, don't think he actually takes himself as seriously as a lot of other definitions seem to imply. At the end of the day, some people must like him and his L.I.M.P chums, cos he's bloody rich and gets to pimp around in a Bentley all day. fair play to the lad.
1.Yorkshire Man: i fookin' hate Fred Durst, he's wank.

Open Minded music fan: hey mate, check yourself before you wreck yourself. muthafucker...


2. Fred Durst gets a rap from his critics.

3. Fred Durst is f-ilarious.

4. Some of Fred Durst's lyrics have to be heard to be believed.
by Boxman July 26, 2004
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choagy

I had xxxxxxxyesterday and spent the morning leaving a giant choagy in the can.
by Boxman July 11, 2003
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Bitch Guy

A person who pulls total bitch moves.
A person who acts like a bitch.
A person who is greedy like a bitch.
A person who has sand in their vagina.
John: OMG jay didnt invite me to the party
Sally: What a Bitch Guy

Jennifer: jackie is always mean to me
Ashley: i know right what a total bitch.. GUY!!
by BoXmAn June 16, 2012
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stay locked on

imperative form of the verb 'to be locked on'.
origin: More Fire Crew, who describe themselves as 'one of the UK's leading garage music crews'. I must add here that 'leading', and garage being defined as 'music', are two points of personal contention.
At present MFC are engaged in a fierce and occasionally violent rivalry with fellow garage 'musicians' the 'So Solid Crew'. This leads on to the question often asked on the 'street', or in the 'hood', 'Are you More Fire or So Solid?'. The respondent's answer to said question can result in either:

a) a sound thrashing (if they nominate the rival crew)
b) cries of 'respect' or 'safe', if the interrogators share the same view

Thus to be 'locked on' is to be in touch with a situation, to understand and appreciate its significance. To 'stay locked on', is to remain up to date.
It is often used as a replacement for 'see you later' or 'goodbye'at the end of a conversation.
1. I'll see you in The Clifton later on mate, stay locked on.

2. Shit, that guy's staying properly locked on.

3. More Fire Crew say 'stay locked on', and come to our under-18s GCSE results day 'special' disco. Selecta!

4. Roger that, I've got him covered Maverick, i'm staying locked on...
by Boxman April 13, 2004
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choagy

I had Mexican last night and I spent the morning squeezing a giant choagy into the toilet
by Boxman July 11, 2003
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f-athetic

Continuing the highly commendable tradition of other 'f truncations', such as f-ilarious and f-unlucky, 'f-athetic' is generally used as an adjective, or as an adverb 'f-athetically'. It can be used by itself as a cutting insult or as an expression of extreme annoyance.
It is of course an amalgamation of the words 'fucking' and 'pathetic', used when time and utter condemnation is of the essence.
'F-athetic' ought to be reserved for instances where the utmost scorn must be poured on whoever or whatever has been singled out for this most harsh of criticisms.
1. The Clifton has been turned into a trendy wine-bar? F-athetic.

2. NME would do ANYTHING, literally ANYTHING, for an exclusive interview with Franz Ferdinand. It's absolutely f-athetic.

3. Political correctness is destroying this country, you just can't speak your mind anymore. It's f-athetic.

4. The 'gang wars' of the UK Garage scene (for reference see Stay Locked On), are f-athetic.
by Boxman August 30, 2005
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f-ilarious

origin: truncation of the two words 'fucking' and hilarious'
used when there is minimum time, for maximum impact, as there are only 4 syllables instead of six.
definition: something that has greatly amused you, or continues to do so, would be described as 'f-ilarious'
1. The Office (UK series) is f-ilarious. The US version however, will not be.
2. It was f-ilarious when that drunken fool started ripping down the posters outside my room last night.
3. The world can be made much simpler by using truncated words such as f-hilarious
by Boxman April 13, 2004
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