After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.
by Blenderhead91 September 07, 2010
(n.) The mass slaughter of gerbils (typically by suffocation or crushing) attributed to Acadamy Award Winner Richard Gere's ass. Sometimes the mass slaughter of hamsters attributed to Mr. Gere's asshole are also included in this definition.
PETA admits that it's still unclear to this day just how many gerbils Richard Gere killed during the Gerbolocaust. All of the little bodies were never recovered and Mr. Gere has been uncooperative with the investigating organizations.
by Blenderhead91 September 07, 2010
(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."
Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
A particularly sticky marijuana bud; a small chunk of pot that is tacky to the touch or has THC crystals that are obvious to those viewing it.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
(n.) a towel (or other piece of material such as an article of clothing left in the bathroom by a roomie or sibling) purpose-dedicated to drying the area between one's genitals and rectum and the rectum itself (also the region between the scrotum and the thigh). The towel is grasped in one hand in front of the body, and one hand behind and pulled back and forth vigorously, as if flossing one's teeth, but on a larger and smellier scale.
(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.
(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.
Doug used Jane's tanktop as crotch floss, since she insists upon leaving her clothing on the bathroom floor.
by Blenderhead91 April 08, 2009
(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009