BCB5's definitions
In the educational system, an essay is a long informational paper that is supposed to be 3 or more pages long with an introduction, at least 3 "detailed" body paragraphs with "source citations" up the wazoo, a conclusion, AND a bibliography with at least (insert large number here) "reliable" sources (NOT Wikipedia). Oh, and did I mention that some of these sources need to be from books & magazines that we always need to run to the library for, too? The topics for these wretched pieces of work are almost always going to be out of your control, so prepare to write about absolute bull. Research for these papers require hours of web surfing and/or book searching, since you need both a "reliable" source and a source in which you can extract a considerable amount of info from. So don't be surprised if you find yourself venturing beyond page 2 of the Google results. In addition to the pain you must endure from just finding useful info in a sea of crap, you must also cite almost EVERYTHING using MLA Format, putting the icing on the cake of frustration. If you don't, your whole essay will be a complete waste (see plagiarism).If you are in high school or college, you also have to write a lengthy evaluation of the sources themselves in your bibliography (a.k.a. "Annotated Bibliography"), which means even MORE running around. Once that cluster of bull is dealt with, the average academic essay is done, and the hell-bent burden of essay writing is lifted. . . for now.
Man, I feel like I just wrote an essay about essays on UD, lengthy words and everything. I gotta lay down. . .
*1 week later*
Aw crap, now I got a legit essay to write. Welcome back to hell.
*1 week later*
Aw crap, now I got a legit essay to write. Welcome back to hell.
by BCB5 December 6, 2012
Get the Essaymug. Google, or Google, Inc., is one of the biggest companies in the world, A.K.A. Microsoft's brainwashing brother. Google is already set to take over the world by at least 2020. The Google virus has already infected more than half of the world's population. It is only a matter of time before you get brainwashed too. Run while you can from the evils of Google, but don't try to get help from those losers at Yahoo! or Bing. Chances are that they will just bombard you with ads, irrelevant information, and Justin Bieber.
Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.
What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.
Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...
Beware of Google's hundreds of deadly weapons such as Google Images, Google Maps, Google Earth, Google Play, Google News, Google+, Gmail, Google Chrome, Google Translate, Google Trends, Google Drive, Google Calendar, Google Mobile, Google Books, Google Offers, Google Wallet, Google Shopping, Google Alerts, Google Blogger, Google Hangouts, Google Finance, Google Photos, Google Videos, Google Scholar, Google Groups, Google Fusion Tables, Google Code, Google Voice, Google AdSense, and YouTube.
What Google calls "Accessories" are actually killing machines crawling with predators determined to force the Google way of life into your mind. And then there is the secret weapon that murders tens of thousands each day: Google Search.
Google might even plan to launch Google Brainwash, Google Overlord, Google Google, Google Google Google, Google Imagmapearthplaynewsmail+, Google Obama, Google Illuminati, and Google Slave List in the near future. You have been warned...
There are over 100 definitions of Google on Urban Dictionary already. Those poor souls could have fought back, but the Google Virus cursed them forever... wait a minute...
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by BCB5 June 19, 2013
Get the Googlemug. The Playstation 4 is the new sandwich-shaped console from Sony that is set to be released in November 2013 at a cost of $400. Its design just about mirrors that of the *shiver* Xbox One.
With the PS4, Sony succeeded in stripping users of their online freedom by introducing a service similar to Xbox Live called Playstation Plus, which will cost $50 a year. At least Sony guarantees to combat the "always online requirement" and "used game fees" of that other console *cough*Xbone*cough*.
The PS4's "DualShock 4"controller is like all of the other ones that date back to the PS1 . . . with a big ass touch pad in the middle and a blue laser on top so players can now pretend that they are in "Tron." And you can now use your $250 Playstation Vita as the controller, too! *Ahem, Wii U?*
The PS4 supposedly updates the graphics capabilities of the PS3. However, the graphics seem to be the same to the naked eye, unless Sony somehow pulled 1081p out of their asses.
Also, the PS4 is unable to read PS3 disks due to the fact that Sony can't fit the ability into its sandwich console. Instead, most PS3 titles will be streamed out of the crap that is Sony's new Gaikai cloud service. You'll probably need an internet connection for that, though *cough*Xbone*cough*.
At least the PS4 doesn't force all of that other multi-media bullsh*t down our throats like other systems do *cough*Xbone&WiiU*cough*. No one needs to hear about how you can watch ESPN and go on UD with a "gaming" console.
With the PS4, Sony succeeded in stripping users of their online freedom by introducing a service similar to Xbox Live called Playstation Plus, which will cost $50 a year. At least Sony guarantees to combat the "always online requirement" and "used game fees" of that other console *cough*Xbone*cough*.
The PS4's "DualShock 4"controller is like all of the other ones that date back to the PS1 . . . with a big ass touch pad in the middle and a blue laser on top so players can now pretend that they are in "Tron." And you can now use your $250 Playstation Vita as the controller, too! *Ahem, Wii U?*
The PS4 supposedly updates the graphics capabilities of the PS3. However, the graphics seem to be the same to the naked eye, unless Sony somehow pulled 1081p out of their asses.
Also, the PS4 is unable to read PS3 disks due to the fact that Sony can't fit the ability into its sandwich console. Instead, most PS3 titles will be streamed out of the crap that is Sony's new Gaikai cloud service. You'll probably need an internet connection for that, though *cough*Xbone*cough*.
At least the PS4 doesn't force all of that other multi-media bullsh*t down our throats like other systems do *cough*Xbone&WiiU*cough*. No one needs to hear about how you can watch ESPN and go on UD with a "gaming" console.
Stan: Hey Bill, did you hear that the Playstation 4 is coming out in a few months for $400?
Bill: $400 for that sh*t!? Well, the Xbox One is going to suck and the Wii U already failed, so I guess I'm gonna buy it.
Bill: $400 for that sh*t!? Well, the Xbox One is going to suck and the Wii U already failed, so I guess I'm gonna buy it.
by BCB5 June 12, 2013
Get the Playstation 4mug. The most retarded rule ever put in place by social media websites. A character limit is a numerical limit on how many letters, numbers, symbols, spaces, digits, etc. that you can type into a single text box.
The character limit literally forces you to shorten all of your responses to where you can't even make sense of them at times. If you happen to exceed any given character limit, you are instructed to cut down your response in order to fit the number of characters (letters/numbers/symbols/etc.) allowed by the website. So if you are trying to put all of your ideas into one post, you often end up getting screwed over by the character limit. It ends up becoming an overall pain in the ass.
Some notable websites that contain character limits include: Urban Dictionary (1500 character limit), YouTube (500 character limit), and most annoyingly, Twitter (originally a 140 character limit for all posts, now a 118 character limit for posts that contain URL's).
The character limit literally forces you to shorten all of your responses to where you can't even make sense of them at times. If you happen to exceed any given character limit, you are instructed to cut down your response in order to fit the number of characters (letters/numbers/symbols/etc.) allowed by the website. So if you are trying to put all of your ideas into one post, you often end up getting screwed over by the character limit. It ends up becoming an overall pain in the ass.
Some notable websites that contain character limits include: Urban Dictionary (1500 character limit), YouTube (500 character limit), and most annoyingly, Twitter (originally a 140 character limit for all posts, now a 118 character limit for posts that contain URL's).
Rob: "Almost done typing my definition for 'Character Limit' on Urban Dictionary; it's gonna be kickass."
*Presses "Send to UD"*
Rob: "WTF!? I have 1527 characters and the character limit is only 1500!? BULLSH*T!!!"
*Presses "Send to UD"*
Rob: "WTF!? I have 1527 characters and the character limit is only 1500!? BULLSH*T!!!"
by BCB5 July 22, 2013
Get the Character Limitmug. In America, it is the only day of the year where it is guaranteed that almost every person within a 2,000-mile radius of you is eating the same exact meal at the exact same time.
Hey, Jim! What are you guys eating tonight?
Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.
No, way! That's what we're having tonight!
Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!
Oh my God so are mine!!!
Let's be best friends!
Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.
Oh, you know, just having some Turkey.
No, way! That's what we're having tonight!
Oh, man that's sick! My neighbors down the block are having Turkey for dinner too!
Oh my God so are mine!!!
Let's be best friends!
Err... Happy Thanksgiving, Jim.
by BCB5 November 27, 2017
Get the Thanksgivingmug. Twinkies are those spongy sugary snack cakes that you usually see near the bread isle in your local supermarket that you just can't stay away from.
These delicacies consist of a "golden sponge" structure filled with a smooth vanilla cream. They are shaped like prisms with rounded tops and measure 10cm lengthwise. A whopping 39 ingredients (most of which are weird chemicals) make up a Twinkie. Twinkies have an official shelf life of only 25 days unlike what several urban legends claim. The cowboy-Twinkie hybrid on the box is nicknamed "Twinkie the Kid."
Twinkies were invented in 1930 with traditional ingredients and different filling. They soon adapted into the Twinkies we know today due to a need for longer shelf life. Soon, the snack became a part of Hostess Brands. For 82 years, Twinkies were an icon for junk food and, more recently, a target for health-crazy nutcases.
Then in November 2012, due to the fact that Obama and the economy sucks, Hostess Brands went bankrupt, closed all its factories, and Twinkies appeared to be no more. For months, hard-core Twinkie fanatics had to kiss other people's asses on Ebay just to get a box of them. Then in June 2013, it was announced that Twinkies would make a triumphant return. As of July 15, 2013, Twinkies are back on the shelves in the same Hostess box under new management. They cost $4 for a box of 10. The legend of Twinkies lives on.
These delicacies consist of a "golden sponge" structure filled with a smooth vanilla cream. They are shaped like prisms with rounded tops and measure 10cm lengthwise. A whopping 39 ingredients (most of which are weird chemicals) make up a Twinkie. Twinkies have an official shelf life of only 25 days unlike what several urban legends claim. The cowboy-Twinkie hybrid on the box is nicknamed "Twinkie the Kid."
Twinkies were invented in 1930 with traditional ingredients and different filling. They soon adapted into the Twinkies we know today due to a need for longer shelf life. Soon, the snack became a part of Hostess Brands. For 82 years, Twinkies were an icon for junk food and, more recently, a target for health-crazy nutcases.
Then in November 2012, due to the fact that Obama and the economy sucks, Hostess Brands went bankrupt, closed all its factories, and Twinkies appeared to be no more. For months, hard-core Twinkie fanatics had to kiss other people's asses on Ebay just to get a box of them. Then in June 2013, it was announced that Twinkies would make a triumphant return. As of July 15, 2013, Twinkies are back on the shelves in the same Hostess box under new management. They cost $4 for a box of 10. The legend of Twinkies lives on.
Mark: "Jason, where the hell is my last box of Twinkies!?"
Jason: "Um. . . I ate them all."
Mark: "Dammit, Jason! I paid over $10 for those Twinkies! Don't you know that they are all gone?"
Jason: "Wow, you are a sore loser; Twinkies are coming back July 15 for $4."
Mark: "WHAT!? That's impossible!!! I checked the bread isle the other day and they weren't there."
Jason: "Looks like you're not getting those $6 back. . . or those Twinkies."
Mark: "DAMN YOU HOSTESS!!!!!!!"
Jason: "Um. . . I ate them all."
Mark: "Dammit, Jason! I paid over $10 for those Twinkies! Don't you know that they are all gone?"
Jason: "Wow, you are a sore loser; Twinkies are coming back July 15 for $4."
Mark: "WHAT!? That's impossible!!! I checked the bread isle the other day and they weren't there."
Jason: "Looks like you're not getting those $6 back. . . or those Twinkies."
Mark: "DAMN YOU HOSTESS!!!!!!!"
by BCB5 July 17, 2013
Get the Twinkiesmug. Arguably one of the best Super Bowls to date, Super Bowl XLIX (49) pitted the NFC Champion Seattle Seahawks against the AFC Champion New England Patriots, each playing for the right to become the sole champion of the 2014 NFL Season.
Pregame: Deflategate controversy, Bill Belichick's flip flops, "I'm Just Here so I Won't Get Fined." That's all you need to know.
Coin Toss: Seattle wins the toss. NE receives the ball first.
Qtr 1: Neither team scores. Tom Brady gets intercepted by Jeremy Lane.
Score: NE 0 | SEA 0
Qtr 2: NE: Brady touchdown pass to Brandon LaFell.
SEA: Run-in touchdown by Marshawn Lynch.
NE: Brady to Rob Gronkowski touchdown (and spike).
SEA: Touchdown pass from Russell Wilson to Chris Matthews.
Score: NE 14 | SEA 14
Halftime: Katy Perry sings & rides on things.
Qtr 3: SEA: Steven Hauschka field goal.
SEA: INT by Bobby Wagner leads to touchdown pass from Wilson to Doug Baldwin. Ten points now separate the two teams.
Score: NE 14 | SEA 24
Qtr 4: NE: Short touchdown reception from Brady to Danny Amendola.
NE: Julian Edelman catches Brady's pass for a touchdown.
Final Moments: SEA: Jermaine Kearse makes a deflected/bobbled catch at the 5-yard line.
NE: Rookie corner Malcolm Butler makes game-winning interception, creating one of the best (or worst, whichever way you look at it) game-ending plays in Super Bowl history. SEA coach Pete Carroll is later criticized for the call.
Final Score: NE 28 | SEA 24
Pregame: Deflategate controversy, Bill Belichick's flip flops, "I'm Just Here so I Won't Get Fined." That's all you need to know.
Coin Toss: Seattle wins the toss. NE receives the ball first.
Qtr 1: Neither team scores. Tom Brady gets intercepted by Jeremy Lane.
Score: NE 0 | SEA 0
Qtr 2: NE: Brady touchdown pass to Brandon LaFell.
SEA: Run-in touchdown by Marshawn Lynch.
NE: Brady to Rob Gronkowski touchdown (and spike).
SEA: Touchdown pass from Russell Wilson to Chris Matthews.
Score: NE 14 | SEA 14
Halftime: Katy Perry sings & rides on things.
Qtr 3: SEA: Steven Hauschka field goal.
SEA: INT by Bobby Wagner leads to touchdown pass from Wilson to Doug Baldwin. Ten points now separate the two teams.
Score: NE 14 | SEA 24
Qtr 4: NE: Short touchdown reception from Brady to Danny Amendola.
NE: Julian Edelman catches Brady's pass for a touchdown.
Final Moments: SEA: Jermaine Kearse makes a deflected/bobbled catch at the 5-yard line.
NE: Rookie corner Malcolm Butler makes game-winning interception, creating one of the best (or worst, whichever way you look at it) game-ending plays in Super Bowl history. SEA coach Pete Carroll is later criticized for the call.
Final Score: NE 28 | SEA 24
Super Bowl XLIX is arguably one of the most exciting Super Bowls to date. On the contrary, most of its $4.5 million-dollar commercials weren't nearly as fun to watch.
Notes: Tom Brady won his fourth Super Bowl in 14 years, and his third Super Bowl MVP.
With this win, Brady is now tied with Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw for most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback.
Brady also holds the record for the most career touchdown passes in the Super Bowl, as well as most Super Bowl appearances.
Brady and Belichick further heightened their records for most career playoff wins.
The Patriots became the first team to win a Super Bowl after being down by 10 points in the fourth quarter.
As of 2015, this was the most-watched Super Bowl to date.
Notes: Tom Brady won his fourth Super Bowl in 14 years, and his third Super Bowl MVP.
With this win, Brady is now tied with Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw for most Super Bowl wins by a quarterback.
Brady also holds the record for the most career touchdown passes in the Super Bowl, as well as most Super Bowl appearances.
Brady and Belichick further heightened their records for most career playoff wins.
The Patriots became the first team to win a Super Bowl after being down by 10 points in the fourth quarter.
As of 2015, this was the most-watched Super Bowl to date.
by BCB5 February 4, 2015
Get the Super Bowl XLIXmug.