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Dick-wap

the act of slapping someone in the face with a penis-like object
Friend: Dude, whats that mark on your face?
Dude: Oh yeah, i got dick-wapped last night
by ANOL May 1, 2016
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Trumpflation

Inflation caused by the ill-advised and uninformed monetary policies and tariffs imposed by Donald Trump.
I can't afford to buy groceries or gasoline because of Trumpflation.
by Anti-Chester April 4, 2018
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chipdrunk

In poker, having so many chips that you make bad calls and bets. It usually is the result of winning one or more big pots and usually is followed up by being "down to the felt"
Eric gets chipdrunk and spews chips everywhere when he's the big stack at the table.
by tcw June 13, 2007
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pPOTUS

A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.
by PBSPinchback April 4, 2018
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dooshkabob

A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a safe space.”
Joe: “What a mega dooshkabob! So sad... let’s go get a shot and a beer to ward off any of his dooshness rubbing off on us!”
by Redshag November 29, 2017
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I'll add it to my list

What you say to someone when they suggest you watch a certain show or movie.

Sometimes you mean it. More often than not you have no interest in what they've recommended, and are just saying you'll watch it one day to politely placate them.
"Oh dude, you have to watch The Expanse. It's this really cool sci-fi series."
"I'll add it to my list."
by JCR1987 April 2, 2018
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Pretendonitis

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018
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