DeVostated

The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.

Friend: what happened?

Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
by joeisashitname September 08, 2017
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DeVostated

The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.
girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.

Friend: what happened?

Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.
by joeisashitname September 08, 2017
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Typeractivity

Over use of personal devices especially in regard to texting.
His typeractivity was distracting to those around him.
by Jafbaritone June 12, 2016
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Thirst Responder

Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.
Bryce didn't even wait an hour after jen ended her relationship to ask her out. He's such a thirst responder.
by Yesitwo August 31, 2017
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Cynically Optimistic

Somebody who acknowledges the fact that humanity is crap but also believes in its capacity to do good.
--Man I know the world has a lot of shitty people but I still think we can do some good here. I think I'm cynically optimistic.

--If you're that person who wants to cut the next jerk who cuts you in line, but also has genuine faith in humanity, you're cynically optimistic.
by waderaykabeta August 31, 2017
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Say Less

A phrase used when you are done with someones bullshit and you want them to stop talking. Usually in a rude/angry tone and/or while in an argument.
John: Yo, I didnt steal your money bro. Why would I do that?

Joe: Nah man I dont trust you.

John: Vro we been friends for years

Joe: Nigga say less
by Joe Darell August 31, 2017
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Pretendergy

Pretendergy; "Pretending to have energy" Running on fumes from staying up all night, And pretending it didn't happen the next day at a family dinner.
I am actually exhausted this is just Pretendergy
by Flying squirrel October 16, 2017
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