This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
by TalksQuietly October 08, 2017
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Brooke- what's up Pammy? You seem distracted?
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"
Pamela- nah brookie I'm distractivated, I just came up with a new word.
"I was so distractivated at work today, I had the perfect idea for Rhys's birthday"
by PurpleMarshmallowHaze October 06, 2017
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Much tamer than "Fuck me boots" because the heel is shorter and less spikey. It is merely an invitation to ask me out and see how it goes. While less sexy than FMB they are much sexier than "Ignore me boots".
by jamison313 July 20, 2008
The tendency for countries that believe they are immune to fascism to be especially susceptible to its rise.
The popularity of Geert Wilders is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect in its early stages.
Donald Trump's presidency is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect.
Donald Trump's presidency is an example of the Dunning-Hitler effect.
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 29, 2017
Homer Simpson is in a purpetual state of horngryness.
by Jesus Christ the 2nd August 12, 2005