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Pretendonitis

Jayce didn’t feel like practicing soccer so he told the coach he had pretendonitis
by Jzman111015 April 1, 2018
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Where the lie tho?

When someone says something accurate or the truth that cannot be denied.
"This place looks like a bull has stormed through it"
"Where the lie tho?"

"That guy looks like Obama"
"Where the lie tho?"

"They sing like a frog in blender"
"Where the lie tho?"
by SophayLavender June 2, 2015
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April Fools

A time for people to be assholes and get away with it
by MeMahDude April 1, 2017
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Smackdonald's

A fast food restaurant where drugs are routinely consumed or sold.
I don't want to eat there: it's a smackdonald's.
by MoonsOverMyJammies October 9, 2015
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one worded

Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.
Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”

Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”
by Alisaidnahworray March 28, 2018
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pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018
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Itchy thirty feet

The sudden urge to settle down at the age of thirty.
Jason: ‘I’ve just turned 30, I need to go on the show Married at First Sight’’
Andy: ‘Nah mate, you just have itchy thirty feet’.
by The piney of five March 26, 2018
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