PBSPinchback's definitions

woke mind virus

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.

Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.

by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022

what happened next

Click bait to get you to go to the story.

He decapitated his entire family, including his grandparents, but what happened next will truly shock you.

by PBSPinchback June 18, 2015

So you’re saying

The beginning of a straw man response to an online statement that does not conform to the prevailing narrative. The former Chancellor of the Third Reich is often invoked before being punctuated with the phrase, “Got it!”

“I think that affirmative action now often ends up harming the people that it was originally supposed to help.”
“So you’re saying that you think Hitler had the right idea all along. Got it!”

by PBSPinchback March 18, 2022

HDTV dinner

An upscale, gourmet version of a conventional TV dinner.

Honey, it's date night! Let's nuke a couple of HDTV dinners.

by PBSPinchback June 21, 2010

upwriting

A style of writing where declarative sentences are punctuated with a question mark instead of a period. It allows the writer to appear just as stupid and insecure on the printed page as they do in conversation.

“Thank you for buying me lunch?” is an example of upwriting.

by PBSPinchback December 7, 2020

end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.

Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.

by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020

antecovidian

The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.

Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.

by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020