19 definitions by PBSPinchback

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.
Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.
by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020
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The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.
Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.
by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020
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The beginning of a straw man response to an online statement that does not conform to the prevailing narrative. The former Chancellor of the Third Reich is often invoked before being punctuated with the phrase, “Got it!”
“I think that affirmative action now often ends up harming the people that it was originally supposed to help.”
“So you’re saying that you think Hitler had the right idea all along. Got it!”
by PBSPinchback March 18, 2022
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A mask worn in a fashion that covers the mouth only. This leaves the nose free for easier breathing while creating the impression that one is conforming to COVID protocols. This style has been observed everywhere from Walmart checkout lines to presumptive nominees for President of the United States.
Mike is sporting a mouth mask, but there is no danger because Mike is a mouth breather.
by PBSPinchback June 27, 2020
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A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.
by PBSPinchback March 21, 2018
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A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.
Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.
by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014
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A completely unnecessary and meaningless corporate buzz phrase that somehow gets shoehorned into every memo, press release or public statement. It can always be eliminated from the text without any effect at all upon the intended meaning.
"If any member of the New England Patriots organization is close enough to a murder investigation to get arrested, it is too close to an unthinkable act for that person to be part of this organization going forward."- Robert Kraft
by PBSPinchback July 8, 2013
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