end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.

Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.

by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020

antecovidian

The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.

Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.

by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020

upwriting

A style of writing where declarative sentences are punctuated with a question mark instead of a period. It allows the writer to appear just as stupid and insecure on the printed page as they do in conversation.

“Thank you for buying me lunch?” is an example of upwriting.

by PBSPinchback December 07, 2020

HDTV dinner

An upscale, gourmet version of a conventional TV dinner.

Honey, it's date night! Let's nuke a couple of HDTV dinners.

by PBSPinchback June 21, 2010

BIPOCT

Black/Indigenous People of Color/Transgender. A more inclusive acronym than “BIPOC”, which erases the lived experience of transgender folx.

Christine is a proud member of the BIPOCT community.

by PBSPinchback April 02, 2021

CLBP

Acronym for Current Lower Back Problems. Typically an older woman with large pendulous breasts with just a hint of wanton sag that gamely soldiered on without resorting to a surgical reduction. Such women deserve our respect and admiration.

As an aging boomer, I’m grateful to have my CLBP in my declining years.

by PBSPinchback June 08, 2020

Yoko bad

An exceptionally terrible musical performance. After Yoko Ono, an utterly talentless performance artist who never would have been allowed anywhere near a recording studio but for her association with the late Beatle, John Lennon.

How was the Good Charlotte show last night?
Really bad. I mean, like, Yoko bad!

by PBSPinchback November 14, 2010