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upwriting

A style of writing where declarative sentences are punctuated with a question mark instead of a period. It allows the writer to appear just as stupid and insecure on the printed page as they do in conversation.
Thank you for buying me lunch?” is an example of upwriting.
by PBSPinchback December 7, 2020
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HDTV dinner

An upscale, gourmet version of a conventional TV dinner.
Honey, it's date night! Let's nuke a couple of HDTV dinners.
by PBSPinchback June 21, 2010
mugGet the HDTV dinnermug.

antecovidian

The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.
Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.
by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020
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end-stage comb-over

A comb-over that has reached the end of its service as there is not enough remaining hair to do the job.
Congressman Ted Yoho delivered his apology, but it was no more convincing than his end-stage comb-over.
by PBSPinchback July 22, 2020
mugGet the end-stage comb-overmug.

woke mind virus

A contagious ideological mindset that tends to infect susceptible groups, such as collage professors, television news reporters, actors, and obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboys.
Tyler, an obese, green-haired, non-binary gender fluid demiboy (her/them) has been infected with the woke mind virus.
by PBSPinchback April 20, 2022
mugGet the woke mind virusmug.

pPOTUS

A spectacularly endowed retired pornographic actress may possess pics of pPOTUS.
by PBSPinchback April 4, 2018
mugGet the pPOTUSmug.

education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.
It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.
by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010
mugGet the education bubblemug.

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