mouth mask

A mask worn in a fashion that covers the mouth only. This leaves the nose free for easier breathing while creating the impression that one is conforming to COVID protocols. This style has been observed everywhere from Walmart checkout lines to presumptive nominees for President of the United States.
Mike is sporting a mouth mask, but there is no danger because Mike is a mouth breather.
by PBSPinchback June 27, 2020
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participation trophy

A trophy that is awarded, usually to a child, simply for participating. It is based upon the idea that this will enhance their self-esteem and somehow make them better adults. Despite the fact that there is absolutely no empirical evidence to support this idea, the trophies continue to be awarded. These children ultimately become young adults who can't quite understand why employers in the real world do not share their exalted vision of themselves. Disillusioned and bitter, with plenty of time on their hands, many participated in the Occupy Wall Street movement. Ironically, no trophies were awarded for participation in this event.
Let's show Dillon how much we love him by awarding him a participation trophy for doing absolutely nothing.
by PBSPinchback January 25, 2014
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funking through

When a musician insists on playing a funky part in spite of the fact that the funk is not being supported by other band members, esp. drummers.
Greg’s funking through this gig no matter what.
by PBSPinchback January 27, 2022
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CLBP

Acronym for Current Lower Back Problems. Typically an older woman with large pendulous breasts with just a hint of wanton sag that gamely soldiered on without resorting to a surgical reduction. Such women deserve our respect and admiration.
As an aging boomer, I’m grateful to have my CLBP in my declining years.
by PBSPinchback June 08, 2020
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education bubble

A state of affairs where a recent college graduate comes to the realization that the job that he expected would pay for the school loans for his overpriced education does not, and possibly will not, exist. The academic equivalent of the guy who took a 400K mortgage for a one bedroom condo where you can see the water if you stick your head far enough out the bathroom window.
It's ramen noodles again tonight, honey. Sorry, education bubble.
by PBSPinchback August 10, 2010
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antecovidian

The time period of human life prior to the appearance of the COVID-19 virus.
Concerts, shows, movies, restaurants, all the things that makes us human; I miss my antecovidian life.
by PBSPinchback April 25, 2020
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Generation Tide Pod

People born after the turn of the 21st century, or slightly before. These people have, for a variety of reasons, concluded that it is a good idea to eat laundry detergent.
That buzzfeed piece was written by a member of generation Tide Pod.
by PBSPinchback February 21, 2018
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