shishkabob

n. a sexual position achieved by inserting the penis in ones anal area, and another male inserting the penis in ones oral area, and thrusting back and forth from the pelvis.

I saw some new meat at school today, so me and a bud thought we'd make a shishkabob.

by MC Derf August 01, 2006

shishkabob

A sexual procedure in which a person inserts their penis into a chick's badonkadonk and pushes it all the way through so that it comes out her mouth. It is possible to also then shishkabob another chick, and another, and another all at once.

Yes, this does actually work.

Yo, I shishkabob'd three chicks last night at once!
Awesome, my record is four at once.

Tonight I'm gonna shishkabob Tark and AG at the same time. It's gonna be awesome.

Hey man, I can shishkabob so many chicks I'm a 1-man-orgy.

by punani patrol April 08, 2005

shishkabob

verb,: to shishkabob is to impale a male's genitalia with any sharp pointy object, such as the pointy end of an umbrella or a skewer.

"dude did you hear about Ron?"
"no why"
"Cuz he hit on some chick the other day and she totally shishkabobed him"

by DJ Baggy April 29, 2008

Shishkabob

a word that can solve any dead silence. Most commonly known as a type of food on a stick

*silence*
girl: Shishkabob!
*laughter*

by Hillary Kelso May 14, 2007

shishkabobing

Made up word for people who are dating, but haven't went on a date yet.

(Greg and Sandy walk down the hall)
George: Are Greg and Sandy going out?
Johnny: No, they are shishkabobing, but they are going out on a date sometime this week.

by shishkaking December 08, 2009

Shishkabob

A drinking custom where two people take a shot of vodka, snort a line of NO-XPLODE, smash heads on the table and high five in that order.

1-"Bro I'm trying to get messed up tonight"
2-"Let's do some shishkabobs"
1-I don't know man that shit is pretty rough, terrible hangover.

by shish k Bob April 08, 2012

Shishkabob

When one's penis is inserted into a woman too deeply.

Marie: John's dick was so huge last night. I'm so sore.
Joan: Oh man that sucks. Did John shishkabob you?
Marie: Yeah I felt like I was on top of a skewer the whole time.

by Senora Varges February 16, 2009