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jerkbrain 

The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.
She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)
jerkbrain by clairedammit December 26, 2011

Mrs. Niese 

The best band director ever.
All other arguments are invalid.
End of story.

"Ham it up!"

...Don't steal her candy. The jazz band kids will kill you.
Wow, that band director is nowhere near as good as Mrs. Niese. ;)
Mrs. Niese by hahahahaha5 July 1, 2012

technochocolate 

That which the Aztecs made to eat at human sacrifice raves and to which they dedicated amusement parks. Given to Cortes in mass quantities in lieu of the location of El Dorado. Contains cocoa, Eccstacy, and the sanctified hearts and livers of the Chemical Brothers.
Tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...tech-no-choc'-late...doo-doodle-oodle-oodle...

I'm gonna go check into that technochocolate...
technochocolate by Duuuuuuuuuh February 9, 2004
literal who wrapper who fucked a mcchicken on camera
"Lil Mar? Man, I hate his music! I don't even know him for that, that's how bad!"
lil mar by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024
general term for a top geezer, boing, someone who might frequent planet angel, boing, probable large penis, boing...
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant
judge by Anonymous October 29, 2003
^^^^^^^^ aka slut ^^^^^^^
sukie by Tom March 7, 2005
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