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Urban Dictionary

Verb -To be nice
To rape someone (or just excessively wet willy them) and try to convince them that it's nice and they should like it.
Victim: WTF?!
Rapist: This is nice. It hurts now but it will feel nice soon. Shhh don't tell anyone or i won't be nice to you anymore. I've been nice to all your friends and family...
Victim: I don't like this
Rapist: Stop lying it's nice. EVERYONE is doing it. Shhh... SHHHHHH! IT'S NICE I PROMISE **wet willy** See isn't this nice? Yes it's niiiiiice (:
nice by Silalalalaa October 9, 2008

Norwegian octopus slayer

Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style
Damn dude you hear about jimmy kid I hear he's a total Norwegian octopus slayer

cum sponge 

1) a girl who likes to get screwed but will except no cash like a hooker
2) a person who spews stupid shit out of ther mouth
1) man dude i cant beleave you aet that girl everyone has been in that cumsonge
2) dude shut your cum sponge you make no sence
cum sponge by richard nawgen November 21, 2006
The sexiset man alive. Even mathias with his big dick can match his excellence. With his nice pack and giant dick no one can be as great as him
Girl - Hey did you fuck Erlend last nigth? -yea i did, said the most popular girl in shool
Erlend by Shooty mc shootface January 16, 2019
to not release fucking teasers for an upcoming game
Imma shablam and leave my community in shambles
shablam by JustDance2022Flop August 19, 2021

“Talk to the Bishop” rough 

When a person of the Mormon religion makes out with someone at a party and has to seek guidance from a bishop and repent.
Yo... Eziekiel made out with Sarah at the stake dance last night. Apparently it got “Talk to the Bishoprough...

Ouchrageous 

The combination of pain, shock, and outrage you feel when you are caught off guard by some sort of disturbing information.
Oh my god the bill for dinner is ouchrageous!
Ouchrageous by Patrick H. Thompson January 12, 2008
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