a form of government run by bastards

The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.

A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )

Joshua M.

A game, mostly played in college. The object is for a group of guys to go out for the night and attempt to fuck the worst looking (or fat) woman they can. In the morning they compare notes and decide who won.
Sometimes losing, is actually winning and vice versa (in my opinion).

Fucking women, who usually can not get laid, for sport.

The act of shitting in one's own hand and rubbing it in all of the cracks of your friend's power outlets causing him to Brown Out for weeks. Ever seen brown sparks? Exactly ;)