jolly juicer

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.

Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

jolly juicer by SirPoopMyPantsAlot August 9, 2010

Stalkbang

When you're obsessed by someone in a freaky way but still manage to persuade them into shagging you - usually through sympathy.

Can't believe Simon actually managed to stalkbang her.... Legend.

Stalkbang by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020

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Wife's Boyfriend

He's a bitch, but gives me cookies before bed. I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED BEFORE O8:25 PM]!!!

"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"

Wife's Boyfriend by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020

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Alfie

Alfie is the sweetest kitten you will ever meet. He is super cuddly, always sleeping and can have major mood swings. Alfie will always be there for you to hug when you’re sad and will always comfort you. Get yourself an Alfie!

Omg he’s so nice, the kitten must be an Alfie

Alfie by Whatuppeepsx November 23, 2021

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Shteeg

Marijuana rolled into a thick joint.

So there I was with Dino and Lallis at the Depanneur hitting a shteeg, when these fucking faggot cops came out of nowhere and frisked us for shteegage.

Shteeg by LaSalle_Texas July 6, 2009

bestfriends

Two dumb people that joke around,laugh at absolutely nothing and they're mean to eachother but when someone else is mean to one of them those bestfriends will fight the mean person.

bestfriends #1 : ur stupid lol
bestfriend #2 : ur stupider lol
some guy : yeah bestfriend #2 ur stupid lol
bestfriend #1 : fight me.

bestfriends by lynx798231 December 19, 2020