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The act of being screwed by an online merchant, specifically due to the merchant being incompetent and amateurish. Derived from the debacle of the mtgox.com Bitcoin trading site's crash and burn and the resulting chaos trying to re-open. Poor communication, outright lies, scapegoats, Oh My!
Dude, you've been goxxed.
goxxed by ledbetter June 28, 2011

Spare tire 

When your with two other couples or people hooking up. A more sever case of third wheel
"Hey man i head jackie and kevin, jessica and tyler were hooking up while you were there at the movies?"

Yeah dude, felt like succh a spare tire.."
Spare tire by DragonAF February 23, 2011

The Thanos 

When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.
I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left
The Thanos by Chris Gr June 24, 2018

Thundered into someone

To profane at a certain individual when it is not required or deserved.
I thundered into someone today, the someone didn't know what was happening

murderlove 

The feeling of loving someone( or something) while simultaneously wanting to murder him/her/it
I somehow love you in a weird intense way that makes me want to kill you...
- That is called Murderlove
- Okay that's not a thing...
-Yes it is
- I really want to murder you right now.
murderlove by Dr love Craic November 3, 2020

home on the real real

home on the real real
Pronunciation: hohm on thuh ree-uhl ree-uhl

Definition:
A deeper form of “home.” Not just a physical house or location, but the place, state, or situation where your identity fits so naturally into the surrounding structure of life that you stop noticing the effort of being yourself.

It’s the moment when your personal “puzzle piece” finally clicks into the larger puzzle and the edges line up perfectly. There’s no grinding, forcing, or performing — just a quiet sense that things make sense here.

“Home on the real real” can be:

a physical place

a group of people

a creative space

a mindset

a moment in time

Basically anywhere your shape matches the world’s shape.

Often confused with “home,” which is typically just a house or place of residence. “Home on the real real” is the emergent version — the deeper psychological and existential alignment that arises when identity and environment lock together.

Expanded explanation:
Think of life like a giant puzzle. Most of the time you’re sliding around trying to figure out where your piece fits — rotating yourself, shaving off corners, pretending to be a different piece.

But every once in a while you land somewhere where the grooves line up exactly.

No pressure.
No performance.
No friction.

That’s home on the real real.
“Yeah my apartment’s cool and all, but when I’m playing music with those guys on Friday nights… that’s home on the real real.”

or

“When I moved back to that little lake town and started working outside again, something clicked. I realized I was finally home on the real real.”

timology 

TIMOLOGY is any combination of phrases, statements or words for Psychology based on explanations in which Tim Rogers (a real licensed psychotherapist) has single handedly created or more likely overheard from somewhere in the ethos of life, but for whatever reason, the original orator lacked the wit required for long lasting legacy status.

These statements, phrases and words, words, words are Tim's personally enhanced versions of well established psychological explanations of what may or may not be going on for us all inside our noggins. As we all continue our fearful yet courageous pursuit of remembering our true Selves.

Thing is, with timology, each explanation gives particular emphasis to a play on words or turn of phrase, even a double or triple ontondra! This significantly differs from the more definitive diagnostic or empirically measured and therefore more "clinically valid use or definition.

IN OTHER WORDS, TIMOLOGY IS MEANT TO GENUINELY HELP OTHERS REMEMBER THAT THEY HAVE THEIR ANSWERS WITHIN THEM SELVES. THEY JUST NEED SOME HELP/SUPPORT/GUIDANCE REMEMBERING THEM SELVES FROM TIM(E) TO (TIM)E.
TIMOLOGY PHRASE: "THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE, THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE."

Using the exact same words, Tim is reminding you what you've already known to be true: Be yourSelf, that's how you stay yourSelf. - wait, I think that's another Timology!

"When we feel judged as adults, we're listening with childhood ears." - a Timology original quote
rogersfamilytherapy.com
timology by Identified Patience December 28, 2018
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