freezing nipples
freezing nipples by Kathyy :D October 9, 2008
Urban Dictionary
OCD
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder is a stressful mental disorder characterized by rituals and irrational fears.
A person with OCD may be unable to leave their house without checking to make sure every door is locked 12 times or be unable to turn on a light switch without flicking it multiple times until it feels right.
There are many different types of OCD; however, liking your things to be orderly and not being messy does not mean you have OCD.
A person with OCD may be unable to leave their house without checking to make sure every door is locked 12 times or be unable to turn on a light switch without flicking it multiple times until it feels right.
There are many different types of OCD; however, liking your things to be orderly and not being messy does not mean you have OCD.
Person 1: "Oh my God I'm soooo OCD. I always keep my room clean."
Person 2: "I actually have OCD and I can't leave my house or even open the door without having to bleach my entire house to avoid death by harmful bacteria."
Person 1 "I'm so OCD, I order my pencils on my desk to make them look pretty."
Person 3: "I've actually been diagnosed with OCD and it took me ten minutes to walk into this classroom because I had to step on all of the lines perfectly and walk around the desks in a specific order just to be able to sit down without having a panic attack."
Person 1: "Ew, that M&M is a different color than the other M&M's. I'm so OCD, I'm going to take it out."
Person 4: "I actually have OCD and I have to organize every item in my house perfectly all of the time because of the irrational fear that my family and friends will die or leave me."
Person 2: "I actually have OCD and I can't leave my house or even open the door without having to bleach my entire house to avoid death by harmful bacteria."
Person 1 "I'm so OCD, I order my pencils on my desk to make them look pretty."
Person 3: "I've actually been diagnosed with OCD and it took me ten minutes to walk into this classroom because I had to step on all of the lines perfectly and walk around the desks in a specific order just to be able to sit down without having a panic attack."
Person 1: "Ew, that M&M is a different color than the other M&M's. I'm so OCD, I'm going to take it out."
Person 4: "I actually have OCD and I have to organize every item in my house perfectly all of the time because of the irrational fear that my family and friends will die or leave me."
OCD by demiromantic_asexual_girl_liz January 21, 2023
top jockey
top jockey by Shagass September 8, 2017
ducking
ducking by criminallover69 June 26, 2020
Gatekeeping
When someone takes it upon themselves to decide who does or does not have access or rights to a community or identity.
"I love punk bands like Green Day!"
"Ugh, they're not even punk. They totally sold out."
"Oh man, I love Harry Potter. I am such a geek!"
"Hardly. Talk to me when you're into theoretical physics."
"Erika Moen is my favorite queer cartoonist."
"She's not queer, she married a man!"
"Quit your gatekeeping. No one died and made you Queen of the Gays!"
"Ugh, they're not even punk. They totally sold out."
"Oh man, I love Harry Potter. I am such a geek!"
"Hardly. Talk to me when you're into theoretical physics."
"Erika Moen is my favorite queer cartoonist."
"She's not queer, she married a man!"
"Quit your gatekeeping. No one died and made you Queen of the Gays!"
Gatekeeping by sarahalyse June 2, 2012
AngryJohnny
Tom made an AngryJohnny in the morning to cure his hang over.
Drinking AngryJohnny's all night long make John Angry.
Drinking AngryJohnny's all night long make John Angry.
AngryJohnny by HomeSickDemon August 2, 2012
Stoney Face
The condition one gets when trying to not look high on marijuana. Most commonly seen on first time users. consists of opening eyes extremely wide, small smirks, jaw clenching and short usually one-worded answers followed by long rambling ones.
Mom: hey honey did you have a good time?
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Kid: yeah.
Mom: are you alright?
Kid: yup.
Mom: why are you smiling like that?
Kid: oh I was just thinking about this thing that happened, it was really funny, kyle fell, but he also fell and took down this old lady, but none of them were hurt, that wouldn't have been funny, that would have been really sad...(Etc.)
Mom: you're high.
Kid: no I'm not.
Mom: yes you are you got Stoney Face, just go watch cartoons.
Stoney Face by Tortellini friendship June 20, 2011