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stereotype of a real ass german.
Almans are never late to work.
If they buy you a drink because you forgot your money at home they want the same amount of money back.
<Johannes> thank you for giving me a pice of chewing gum!
<Hans> i wanna have my 0,20 $ back tomorrow.
<Johannes> You fucking Alman!!!
Alman by vortux March 20, 2020

Vegan Salsa 

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
Vegan Salsa by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
A strange misshapen and ill-gotten homosexual sex slave. Often found on all fours searching for semen using its proboscis, this strange creature is often the object of much anal depravity and humiliation
"Where's Uilleam?"
"Oh he's just doing that stuff that Uilleam's do. You know, like finding men with large fists and hair knuckles to wrap his lips or anus around. He loves being pumped full of the white stuff from all the boys on the block."
Uilleam by TheFist August 31, 2014
Oti pio asteio. Ecei terastio morio, pragmatika terastios. O kaliteros filos panta ekei ton ton xreiazesai oti pio sexy exei 4 gomenes einai apo xorio kai einai kai gamw ta paidia. Kamia fora mporei na einai kai gayoulas
Mpampi wraia poutsa

O mpampis exei kanei paidi sta 14
Mpampis by mousoudaserastis November 21, 2021

Band Photographer 

The guy who actually have money
Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!
Band Photographer by Kallefin June 7, 2024

makes my butt hard 

“That makes my butt hard” (“making my butt hard-verb version) is an expression that can have slightly different meanings depending on the circumstance, but generally the expression is used in a positive manner. This positive expression can be used in the following ways (however not limited to what is listed):

1) Used to agree with someone.

2) Used to express attraction towards someone else.

3) Can be used to convey a general liking of something, some place, or someone.
Examples:
• These bean and cheese tacos are “making my butt hard”!
•Dude, tone it down with the cologne! You’re “making my butt hard”.
•Girl, You makes my butt hard ….no no…that’s a good thing. No…I’m not into anal play… I guess I was trying to say that you give me an erection, but didn’t want to come across as an agro alpha male.
makes my butt hard by $wen$on August 21, 2021
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