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poke n stare 

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.
Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.
poke n stare by Lush August 2, 2008

Planetary Gemology 

Planetary Gemology, also refered as Extraterrestrial Gemology, Astrogemology and Exogemology, is a branch of gemology responsible for the study of gemology on extraterrestrial planets and celestial bodies. Planetary Gemology also works together with Planetary Geography and Planetary Geology.
"Planetary Gemology is gonna be really important in the future for find gems and ores in extraterrestrial planets and worlds."

"I am going to study planetary gemology to work with extraterrestrial gems and ores."

Frictionous 

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of friction.
The carpet is very frictionous.
Frictionous by ProgrammerKid November 30, 2016

Internet 

The perfect replacement for school, since there are sites like Google and YouTube. It's basically school without the suffering.
Person 1: Why aren't you going to school?
Person 2: Well, I discovered that I had already learned everything from the internet
Internet by Pixelaar December 29, 2018

booger sugar daddy 

A man who provides cocaine or other favors in exchange for sexual relations, i.e. a sugar daddy that used blow instead of money.
Tanya really scored with her latest boyfriend. We all know how much she likes the white powder and this guy is a real booger sugar daddy.
booger sugar daddy by the comand'r October 19, 2013
Augee (noun) – A military Augmentee so catastrophically brain-dead that their enlistment alone is proof the recruitment office has no screening process. Augees don’t fill manpower gaps—they create disaster zones where logic, reason, and basic survival instincts go to die. They are the reason safety briefs exist, the reason leadership drinks like their liver owes them money, and the reason some warfighters fantasize about “accidental friendly fire.” If an Augee is assigned to your unit, congrats—you’re now fighting a war on two fronts: one against the enemy and one against natural selection.
Sgt. Miller: “Why is the chaplain here?”
Sgt. Davis: “Augee was cleaning his rifle, looked down the barrel, and pulled the trigger ‘to check if it was clear.’”
Sgt. Miller: “Please tell me he didn’t make it.”
Sgt. Davis: “Nah, he’s fine. The dumbass missed.”
Sgt. Miller: “Of course he did.”
Augee by MinotDUIDrifter January 31, 2025

tool shed 

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool
The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.
tool shed by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011
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