Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

checkers 

quite possibly the shittiest fast food ever invented. with franchises placed mostly in ghetto-ass areas of the country (e.g. East Orange, NJ) this chain hires the scum of the earth as employees and serves up the least satisfying dogshit-tasting burgers ever invented. their motto "ya gotta eat" says it all... if you're a down in the dumps nigga, u might as well use that $1.89 in ur pocket to buy our food... i mean ya gotta eat SOMETHIN. makes mcdonalds look like Ruth's fuckin Chris.
"yo kree, whats the shittiest fast food u've ever tasted?" "checkers, nigga... hands down."
checkers by da big KA May 13, 2005
A White person that doesn't hate themselves.
Person 1: "I like being White."

Person 2: "You're a racist."
racist by Eldian Nationalist May 30, 2021

procrasturbate 

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...
Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate
procrasturbate by nate April 17, 2006
A babe who's really into barf.
- I fuckin tossed my cheese all over Carol, but she was into it. Total barf babe.
barf babe by Chapel Ruin January 7, 2017
This term is often used in the northwest. This literally means the action of doing a poo. This in some occasions can be used as a superlative, but only by some people.
It can be used as "Go have a ^krut^" This basically means to go have a poo. This is used as a way of shutting someone up.
krut by vps_amazin October 17, 2011

bong a dong 

The process of giving someone a blow job. Giving head. Sucking dick.
hey, that girl over there is really hot. Yeah, and she sure knows how to bong a dong.
bong a dong by Kristoe & LC December 22, 2005
Endale is usually a sawed off prick.he has blue eyes and brown hair,he's a total fatass bitch and completely obsessed with his gay slip on crocs.Endales usually have a choad dick and masturbate to pictures of dolphins.
I saw Endale's dick yesterday......it looked like a can of tuna.
Endale by Big bOy to February 22, 2017
Next