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zyv by karen dickles September 2, 2022
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zyva
Most adorable, Prettiest and the nicest girl you will see, you might regret leaving them as they have the most pure soul, but they prefer apple over android......anyways back to complimenting, She is so smart and trustworthy that your words will slip out of your mouth which were meant to be a secret. At the end, They are one of the best people alive.
Rida- Omg look at that girl, she is so f*ckin pretty and smart
wajba- Of course, That's zyva
Rida- I can never compete with her. "Goes back and eats grass"
wajba- Of course, That's zyva
Rida- I can never compete with her. "Goes back and eats grass"
zyva by Kalarasgula creator October 26, 2019
Zyven
1. An annoying, but often times funny, male who makes extremely inappropiate and borderline expliciit jokes that often degrade the opposite sex.
2. A pimp.
3. A loser/jackass/douchebag
4. A nerd who likes to play Pokemon and who wastes his time playing pointless videogames instead of having a life.
5. An amazing friend who is always there for you even in the toughest of times, aka a really bad breakup.
6. Someone who you can always ask for thier advice or honest opinion, even though he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
7. Basically, hes one of the best guy friends a girl could have :)
8. Sounds sexy on the phone ;)
2. A pimp.
3. A loser/jackass/douchebag
4. A nerd who likes to play Pokemon and who wastes his time playing pointless videogames instead of having a life.
5. An amazing friend who is always there for you even in the toughest of times, aka a really bad breakup.
6. Someone who you can always ask for thier advice or honest opinion, even though he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
7. Basically, hes one of the best guy friends a girl could have :)
8. Sounds sexy on the phone ;)
Megan: Hey guess who I just talked to???
Miranda: Who?
Megan: Zyven!
Miranda: Oh, he can be annoying sometimes....
Megan: I know, but hes so sweet - hes my bgf!!!
Miranda: Who?
Megan: Zyven!
Miranda: Oh, he can be annoying sometimes....
Megan: I know, but hes so sweet - hes my bgf!!!
Zyven by shopaholic120 March 21, 2010
Zyvan
Zyvan
“The man who always says they will get low scores but ends up having the biggest scores of the group. Always says “GG” but ends up winning or getting his way. May look cute and harmless when his young but when puberty hits him, girls start to fall for him specially girls named "Jamy". Loses the weight of 59 Titanics and a double chin with one year of puberty. Usually has korean hair but isn't korean and acts so calm when asked a question by the teacher but knows he’s panicking inside. A mage god in 5v5 games, but doesn't know how to adjust.
Does this after getting results on test:
“ I got 59.5/60 on the test 😭😭😭😭😫😫😔😔😔😔😔”
May also apply to people named "Bench".
He is a great guy and does not simp. Overall Zyvan is a great guy and picks The Bois over girls cause his life motto is "Bros before Hoes.”
“The man who always says they will get low scores but ends up having the biggest scores of the group. Always says “GG” but ends up winning or getting his way. May look cute and harmless when his young but when puberty hits him, girls start to fall for him specially girls named "Jamy". Loses the weight of 59 Titanics and a double chin with one year of puberty. Usually has korean hair but isn't korean and acts so calm when asked a question by the teacher but knows he’s panicking inside. A mage god in 5v5 games, but doesn't know how to adjust.
Does this after getting results on test:
“ I got 59.5/60 on the test 😭😭😭😭😫😫😔😔😔😔😔”
May also apply to people named "Bench".
He is a great guy and does not simp. Overall Zyvan is a great guy and picks The Bois over girls cause his life motto is "Bros before Hoes.”
Zyvan by AndNatNoCap March 7, 2021
Zyvo
Zyvo is someone who’s usually misunderstood half the time, she’s really not quiet and never shy but she is real petty when you first meet her but once you get closer to her, you’ll think she’s the most craziest person in the world 😂. She falls for fuck girls half the time and then regrets it later, but she’ll have only 1 girl that really has her heart, some people thinks she’s in love with her and that she doesn’t want to admit it. Also zyvo’s head game is the best 👅 🍑. Other than that, she’s all above a good person except for when she’s mad 😳🤬 , she will beat a bitches ass with no problem 👊🏽 . Don’t let her goofiness fool you, she has serious anger issues and a attitude 👀. Zy is basically a goofy person who likes to laugh, have fun and go places. 💓 Nnd if you ever have one in your life....you better keep her for life 🤞🏼.
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