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Most adorable, Prettiest and the nicest girl you will see, you might regret leaving them as they have the most pure soul, but they prefer apple over android......anyways back to complimenting, She is so smart and trustworthy that your words will slip out of your mouth which were meant to be a secret. At the end, They are one of the best people alive.
Rida- Omg look at that girl, she is so f*ckin pretty and smart
wajba- Of course, That's zyva
Rida- I can never compete with her. "Goes back and eats grass"
zyva by Kalarasgula creator October 26, 2019
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Zyvan

“The man who always says they will get low scores but ends up having the biggest scores of the group. Always says “GG” but ends up winning or getting his way. May look cute and harmless when his young but when puberty hits him, girls start to fall for him specially girls named "Jamy". Loses the weight of 59 Titanics and a double chin with one year of puberty. Usually has korean hair but isn't korean and acts so calm when asked a question by the teacher but knows he’s panicking inside. A mage god in 5v5 games, but doesn't know how to adjust.
Does this after getting results on test:

“ I got 59.5/60 on the test 😭😭😭😭😫😫😔😔😔😔😔”

May also apply to people named "Bench".
He is a great guy and does not simp. Overall Zyvan is a great guy and picks The Bois over girls cause his life motto is "Bros before Hoes.”
Margie: “OMG I heard Sam’s father is such a Zyvan.”

Lila: “OMG yeah I heard that too-“
Zyvan by AndNatNoCap March 7, 2021
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