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1. An annoying, but often times funny, male who makes extremely inappropiate and borderline expliciit jokes that often degrade the opposite sex.
2. A pimp.
3. A loser/jackass/douchebag
4. A nerd who likes to play Pokemon and who wastes his time playing pointless videogames instead of having a life.
5. An amazing friend who is always there for you even in the toughest of times, aka a really bad breakup.
6. Someone who you can always ask for thier advice or honest opinion, even though he might not be the sharpest tool in the shed.
7. Basically, hes one of the best guy friends a girl could have :)
8. Sounds sexy on the phone ;)
Megan: Hey guess who I just talked to???
Miranda: Who?
Megan: Zyven!
Miranda: Oh, he can be annoying sometimes....
Megan: I know, but hes so sweet - hes my bgf!!!
by shopaholic120 March 21, 2010
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