zwned 

The art of crapping in another person mouth while you shove a rusty hammer up there asshole.

"You just got fucking zwned."

zwned by D.Shea February 24, 2005

zwned 

The act of pwning someone by using Zed's uber tactics in warfare

Dude 1: Holy shit man... that guy pwns!
Dude 2: Nope... he freggin ZWNS!

zwned by Jacques Colombo August 21, 2005

Puppy zoned 

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

sister zoned by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015

Zuned 

Having ruined an otherwise great product with pointless restrictions and obvious concessions to third parties.

Microsoft really Zuned the Xbox One by region coding games and requiring an Internet connection in order for the console to check in every 24 hours.

Zuned by Mr_Shifty June 11, 2013

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

little-girl zoned 

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.

Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!

little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017