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zinedine 

to headbutt somebody in the chest because he or she insulted you (short: to zizou somebody)
He was justifiably zinedined.

I will zinedine you for being rude to my sister.
zinedine by ZidaneFan July 12, 2006
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Zinedine 

African god of slaves; the darkest friend you can ever have; blacker than a black hole; patron saint of charcoal
Oh Dear Zinedine, give us coal!
Zinedine by nelsonmahnigga November 27, 2017

Zinedine 

Paolo : Hi
Zinedine : READ KINGDOM
Zinedine by Oeil_Dr01t August 3, 2020

Zinedine 

Zinedines are often insufferable and incredibly boring men. They think they're funny but are often the only ones laughing at their stupid jokes. If you want to get along with a Zinedine it's simple, you just need to know none.
This man say something stupid he's probably a Zinedine.
Zinedine by EdwigeBriwinie August 9, 2021

zinedine kilbane 

word of affection for distinctly average reliable Irish footballer called Kevin Kilbane
zinedine kilbane by lovefist88 December 1, 2009

Zinedine Zidane 

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.
Zinedine Zidane by starky July 5, 2006

Zinedine Zidaned 

To head-butt someone in the sternum, solar plexus or abdomen in the fashion of famous French footballer Zinedine Zidane in the 2006 World Cup final. To use one's head as a battering ram or weapon as Zidane did.
He was attacking me, so I leaned over and Zinedine Zidaned him right in the chest. The dude fell over flat.
Zinedine Zidaned by shanav May 26, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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