A Zva is usually an individual with brown curly hair and a perfect tan complexion. All the guys fall for her and all her friends admire her. She won’t play with guys, she knows when the right one comes around. If you know a Zva keep her because she could bring lots of happiness. She cares about others and is hilarious, I mean hilarious and when you meet her your world will change. Don’t befriend her or else!!!!!!
by Beixnjsi April 16, 2019
Zero-Viewer Andy. Someone who streams on Twitch, has no viewers, but is *absolutely certain* they know how to stream successfully.
I gave up trying to help ZVAs, they ignore any advice that might help in favor of their braindead circlejerk about why it's never their fault, just Twitch not making them discoverable.
by ZVAH June 10, 2023
Zva is a two faced stuck up bitch who acts like the worst fucking pick me to ever cease to exist. God forbid she stay single because we all know she sends pictures of her double a boobs to her 12 boyfriends on the daily basis. She stays true to the fact of her “being one of the boys” because of her flat chest and ass. She says she hates makeup then continues to wear mascara, foundation, ect. She’ll act better than you and pretend to be your friend when everyone knows she talks shit about you behind your back and start rumors about you. From the way shes built like a little boy she wont hesitate to try to take your boyfriend from you either and pretend he wanted her first. (not based off personal experience).
“hey did you hear Zva was talking bad about you?”
“no why? We’re best friends.”
“she said you’re a nasty bitch face”
“no why? We’re best friends.”
“she said you’re a nasty bitch face”
by therealkittycatlover February 10, 2024