Zunking

Zunking is aggressively masturbating in a public school using your feet

"I was Zunking in 4th period, it felt great."😃👍

by Big dick suckstron March 25, 2024

Zunking

Purposely shutting yourself while receiving a handjob from a cripple

I was at Heather's house and decided to start zunking while she got me off

by Big dick suckstron March 26, 2024

zunking

Going into a Subway while screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” repeatedly and ordering a foot long sandwich, and then going to the public restroom (if the given Subway has one) and fully inserting the sandwich into your anus while, again, repeatedly screaming the phrase “ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY” loudly enough for all customers and employees to hear.

Person A: Wanna go zunking at Subway later?
Person B: Sure, what ingredients are you gonna put on yours this time?
Person C: ZUNKY ZUNKY ZUNKY

by 200FpsMango March 30, 2024

zenking

The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.

Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.

by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zunkins

zunkins are zonuts and dunkins conbined! they might be toxic to protect themselves or charli/zoe!some are really nice! in my opinion i think the fandoms are nice in the inside if you respect them! ily zunkins 🥺

people:who are they?
zunkins:we stan zoe and charli!

by .stitchzoe1 April 16, 2020

Zinking

Merge of "Zoom" + "Drinking". Due to Shelter in Place ordinance amongst the COVID-19 crisis, a new norm of socializing - drinking at home while logged into a Zoom (online conferencing platform) session with other folks, cameras on and beverages in hand.

WFH all day had to have a Happy Hour zinking with all my friends.

by Tx.flip April 1, 2020

zuning

A list of food one has consumed throughout the day, which is provided at the end of an-email regardless of whether it is germane to the body of the e-mail. A zuning is frequently followed by asking, "Is this bad???"

For example, "I've eaten a peach, two Kashi bars, some spaghetti, a barbecue sandwich, and a Jolly Rancher today. Is this bad???"

"Dude, e-mail signatures are so 2006. I just zuning it now."

"I'll be ready in a minute. I just have to put a zuning at the end of this e-mail."

by Arual January 1, 2008