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zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd

Congratulations, you have made it to a level of sheer boredom that few humans have ever reached. You've tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. You're FAR past this point. mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq is nothing but a distant memory. qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtg, qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf, pzoxicuvybtnrmelwkqjahsgdf. You've gone through it all to find this point. You are a true warrior, my friend.
"Hey bro why is 'zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd' in your search history?"

*sweats nervously* "Uh... I don't wanna talk about it"
"Wait... you..."
"No, it's not what it looks like I swear!"
"... ..."
"Stop. You don't know anything."
"I... ..."
"Just STOP!"
"... I can't believe you. I can't believe any of this."
*begins to cry hysterically* "I'M SORRY, OKAY? IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I JUST, I...-"
"Don't cry. It's okay."
"...H-How do you know?"
"Because I was there once. I know how it feels to be in so deep that you feel like there's no escape, no end to this level of boredom. And you know what?"
*sniffles and pulls self together* "...What?"
"I'm here to help."
*hugging* "Thank you so much, I really needed the support."
"No problem, friend. Now... what do you say we go search up on Urban Dictionary some questionable sex slang like the rest of the world?"
"I think that sounds wonderful."

zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd

It is boredom at its max, any potential you had have now become extinct. Your chance of living a non-bored life will seem unachievable at this point but don't worry if you have the hope one day we will live in a non-bored world.
Character A : I am bored.
Character B : Don't fret my friend, you know once I reached zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd with how bored I was.
Character A : OH my GAWD, that's... that's unbelievable!!

Zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd

You are beyond bored that your actually putting too much thought into something you don’t care about, as you literally typed zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd!

zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd

The sign of near death of boredom. you started on the bottom left of the keyboard then top right moving from bottom left one over to the right and for the top right moving one to the left, this repeats until you get to the end of the row were you start on the row above for bottom left and row below for top right.
I now I am going to die of bordem becasue im typing stuff like zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsfd into the keybored

zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsf 

zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsf means that you just wanted to be different when you were bored and decided to write letters in a whole new order :)
I was so bored in the class so i decided to write zpxocivubyntmrlekwjqhagsf on my keyboard.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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