zorchy

Old school (1950) slang for "neat" (1970) or "cool". East coast origins.

"Your drawing is zorchy, but what _is_ it?"

by Marron Grosbek April 20, 2018

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

zonchy

Unattractive or ugly

My bro tried to holla at the girl last night, but she said he was zonchy still.

by Brampton O.G July 11, 2018

zorched

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

Zorched

Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.

Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.

Damn, Two Hawks is really ZORCHED today. How is he even walking?

by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018

zorch

v. tr. To destroy or render unusuable, esp with electrical current of improper or fatal voltage or current.

I accidentally zorched a 6v scanner by plugging it into a 24v power supply.

by Ytse April 10, 2006