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zoosed up
zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009
Zoosexual
Zoosexual by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019
Zoosexual
Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual
Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself
Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe
Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"
Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself
Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe
Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"
Zoosexual by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022
Zoosexual
Zoosexual by Immortal Kombat August 15, 2019
Zooben
Zooben by Russian Mickey August 15, 2021
Zoosex
The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!
2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.
3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.
3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
Zoosex by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026