zoosen

Verb: the act of sleeping while taking a deuce

A: Hey where is john

B: He's in the bathroom zoosen it

by regala December 29, 2009

zoosed up

The most amazing feeling ever!!!

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!

by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009

Zoosexual

A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.

Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker

by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019

Zoosexual

A mentally retarted person who uses the term "zoosexual" to justify raping animals

Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual

Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself

Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe

Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"

by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022

Zoosexual

A made up term used by Zoophiles to cover up the fact that they rape animals.

Zoophile: I'm Zoosexual

by Immortal Kombat August 15, 2019

Zooben

Zooben is like cruising, but faster and a smooth car, plus you look fly.

I be Zooben down the street in my Tesla.

by Russian Mickey August 15, 2021

Zoosex

The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.

1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!

by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009