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Zoomers to Boomers
A group of hard working teens (zoomers) who deliver groceries to the elderly and immunocompromised (boomers) during the COVID-19 outbreak.
Dorothy, please have Zoomers to Boomers deliver our groceries today.
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!
Zoomers to Boomers just dropped off organic and local produce with no delivery fee!
Zoomers to Boomers by SantaBarbaraNews April 3, 2020
zoomers
word for magic mushrooms
A zoomers ransom
Derivative of "a king's ransom".
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
A zoomer's ransom is an amount of money which surpasses the normal value of an object due to the perceived value by a zoomer.
The correct value is unknown to a zoomer due to not having an accurate historical context because of their age. A Millennial might knows that the "Duck Hunt Super Mario" for NES is worthless due to experience (seeing several copies in pawn shops for a penny circa 2003 for example) a Zoomer thinks this item is valuable and is willing to pay a Zoomer's ransom for it (for example $50). Their perception is created by Retro Gaming YouTubers and other con artists (also known as reseller scum).
"I could get a zoomer's ransom for that damaged copy of Majora's Mask"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
"Oh no, AVGN just did another video about the Dreamcast. It's going to cost a Zoomer's ransom for one now!"
"I paid a zoomers ransom for this copy of Contra on NES. This shouldn't have be more than $10!"
A zoomers ransom by Frenchpet July 9, 2020
Zoomers
Boomers with Zip. They are baby boomers who are active, alive, going places, and doing things. They may have retired, or are about to retire, but they are healthy, fit and doing things usually associated with people a few decades younger, like cycling, kayaking and (fast-paced) hiking. Don't you dare call them seniors.
Zoomers by SummerSunshine August 15, 2019