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a word for when you just smoked some dank and can’t think of anything else to describe how you feel.
“yo you just smoked a doobie?”
“yea bro im zoobed haha”
zoobed by camelhumpbitchass May 17, 2018
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When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.
That cute redhead is so zooted.
Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zoobe Bunny

A bunny who had 50 billion boyfriends, ate so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July, hates minion tampons, and died strapped to a firework while being happy about it.
The zoobe bunny has 50 billion boyfriends?!?!

Yeah but they couldnt save her in the firework
Zoobe Bunny by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted
Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017
being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..
Zooted by tom January 12, 2004
being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.
Dude, I am so fucking zooded.