zoobed

you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.

Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!

zoobed by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009

zoobed

a word for when you just smoked some dank and can’t think of anything else to describe how you feel.

“yo you just smoked a doobie?”
“yea bro im zoobed haha”

zoobed by camelhumpbitchass May 17, 2018

Zooted 

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zoobe Bunny

A bunny who had 50 billion boyfriends, ate so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July, hates minion tampons, and died strapped to a firework while being happy about it.

The zoobe bunny has 50 billion boyfriends?!?!

Yeah but they couldnt save her in the firework

Zoobe Bunny by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted 

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

refer to top

Zooted by tom January 12, 2004

zooded 

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

zooded by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007