zonly
zonly by Allen TakaHashi January 15, 2025
Words you can keep
zolywonk
zolywonk by Danielle N. Schultz December 1, 2016
zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine
zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (pronounced: zoly ex fen eh tree doe deck icks ocks y dofico de zez ine) is a semi-illegal drug manufactured in the rural outscourts of Yellowknife of the Northwestern Terretories of Canada. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine (from here on out I'll call it just "The Z") is a over the counter drug that relieves stress. It does this by actually nuetralizing (a.k.a. killing) all the cells in your body that are bitching at you to give them attention. Since there are no more bitching cells in your body after you take "The Z", you have no stress. Unfortunetly, naturally bitchy people will die if they take the Z. Therefore it has been banished from the United States. Numerous accounts have been given of it being sold illegaly around the states. It is rumored that the creator of the Z was a Californian resident who died suddenly of a tumor brought on by natural causes. In his dying week he went to Yellowknife and passed on his secret formula to a hotel owner in the area. The rest from there is history.
*Disclaimer* Do not take zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine with an excess of alcohol (unless you know you're going to die anyway. it that is the case, who gives a shit what you drink?), fanta, lemonade mixed with perrier, or a non-alcoholic bloody mary . Do not drive, walk, or move within 3 hours before or after taking the Z. Do not operate machinery while taking Z, and make sure to be supervised by someone under the age of 16 while you take this medication. If you feel stomach cramps, muscle spasms, minor heart failure, and generally feel like shit, then its working. If side-affects last more than 24 hours, either contact a doctor or get really, really drunk. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine is not for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, and is also not for men with ED, because the big Z would kick Viagra's ass. The big Z is not responcible for any death's related to the drug. The Z is taken in either capsule, powder, liquid, or intravenous form. We prefer powder because it makes your nose tingle (and perhaps fall off altogether). We hope you enjoy our product!
*Disclaimer* Do not take zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine with an excess of alcohol (unless you know you're going to die anyway. it that is the case, who gives a shit what you drink?), fanta, lemonade mixed with perrier, or a non-alcoholic bloody mary . Do not drive, walk, or move within 3 hours before or after taking the Z. Do not operate machinery while taking Z, and make sure to be supervised by someone under the age of 16 while you take this medication. If you feel stomach cramps, muscle spasms, minor heart failure, and generally feel like shit, then its working. If side-affects last more than 24 hours, either contact a doctor or get really, really drunk. Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine is not for women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant, and is also not for men with ED, because the big Z would kick Viagra's ass. The big Z is not responcible for any death's related to the drug. The Z is taken in either capsule, powder, liquid, or intravenous form. We prefer powder because it makes your nose tingle (and perhaps fall off altogether). We hope you enjoy our product!
Boy: I took zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine and now I feel fucked up, like shit, and I want to puke.
Mom: Aww, sweety, at least you're not stressed!
Boy: I guess you're right, mom!
Together: Thanks, Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine!
Mom: Aww, sweety, at least you're not stressed!
Boy: I guess you're right, mom!
Together: Thanks, Zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine!
zolyxphenetridodecixoxydo - phicodezezine by zolyxphenetridodecixoxydophicodezezine January 6, 2009
zoney
(adj.)1. describes a state of mind, usually one of great concentration (n.)2. object of influence that heightens or helps evolve an already focused state of mind.
i was drawing and feeling zoney, the music that i was listening to was perfect for it. the music i was listening to was ultra zoney, i was able to focus all my energy on the piece i was making.
zoney by glassattack November 12, 2009
Twilight zoney
Twilight zoney by Awesomey September 9, 2009
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026