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The coolest bitch of all time
Zonya is the best!
zonya by anonymous November 22, 2021
Words you can keep
Zonya is a wise girl.
Zonya by A.M Centineo November 22, 2021
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Zonya zoya zona zony Zanya zonda zohya Zonga Zonja zonka
The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.
Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.
Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018
Zoya's are typically funny and pretty. Zoya's can be very dramatic and is usually committed to a certain guy, whether in a relationship or just crushing. Zoya's make their intentions very clear and make their feelings very clear. If you find a Zoya DO NOT lose her, because she is one of a kind.
Look its that pretty girl zoya
Zoya by laoeufja October 3, 2020
Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)
Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries
Zonja by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 21, 2018
A Zoya is a crazy, fun loving, sweet, hilarious, gorgeous girl, that is hella shy in the beginning... she’s fucking hot without knowing it but cute because of her innocence. Zoyas are also hungry, and confused all the time. If you ever meet her don’t let her go she’s an amazing friend and even better gf.... if you hurt a Zoya it’s hard to get her trust back but if you’re important enough to her she will let you back into her life after getting revenge first
P1: who’s the new girl she’s so hot but shy
*points to Zoya*
P2: THATS ZOYA SHES NOT SHY AT ALL SHES CRAZY
Zoya by potato in disguise June 15, 2018
Zoya is a girl that you will become friends with even if you two are the most polar opposites in the world. A Zoya will stand up for you, care for you, and cry with you through the hardest of times. A Zoya will have the most beautiful brown and lush eyes, with long black hair that she always is shy about showing off but you tell her that it is beautiful anyway. A Zoya will be the most popular girl in school that everyone envies. She will be especially envied of her musical talents and abilities. She will also push you into doing things out of your comfort zone without second guessing if you're comfortable with it, but you let her do it anyway because she is our best friend. A Zoya will have a strict but caring and model like mother who will scare you at first but then you realize that she is the sassiest and funniest Russian mother to ever exist. SLAY QUEEN! A Zoya will also show you new things and constantly tries to involve you in k-pop. Did I mention that she is crazy over BTS? Don't worry though, she's the type of person to make you go crazy over them too. And at the end of reading this definition, you will realize that Zoya is the greatest best friend anyone could ever wish for.. and how lucky are you to have a friend like Zoya...
Teacher: Is Zoya here today?
Zoya: I'm here! But it's not Zoya, its Zoya.

Class: HAhaha
Rice: That's right everyone its Zoya! Get it right
Kim: Ahem*^^ aka, my best friend so BACK OFF BOI OR I SWEAR TO....
zoya by Vkook_TRASH01 May 5, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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