zomppling

the act of going fast while sitting on the window of a moving vehicle and throwing pre-softened apples at public objects.

Zequísha: “I have a bunch of pre-softened apples and daddy’s lambhorgini, but I don’t know what to do with them.”
Jalashaniquatila: “OMG, perfect! We NEED to go zomppling!”

by Real X Æ A-12 June 12, 2020